Incorrect Quotes Pt.2

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Cheryl: *visibly upset*

Toni: *strums guitar obnoxiously* I LOVE YOU SENSATIONAL BITCH! *obnoxious guitar strum* AND I AIN'T NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU! *obnoxious guitar strum* BITCH!

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Cheryl: What would you do if we broke up?

Toni: Go back to my ex.

Cheryl: So you would really just go back to your ex?! You won't even try and get me back?! You know what Antoinette? We. Are. Done.

Toni: *laughing so hard she can't breathe and is starting to get cramps*

Cheryl: Why the fuck are you laughing?!

Toni: Babe if we broke up you would be my ex.

Cheryl: Oh. Right. I didn't mean anything I said. I love you TT.

Toni: Love you too Cher.

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Kevin: Truth or Dare? Cheryl.

Cheryl: Dare.

Kevin: I dare you to kiss whoever walks in the room.

Cheryl: No! I'm not-

*Toni walks in*

Cheryl: Welp a dare is a dare!

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Cheryl: You guys are crazy! Toni does not have a crush on me!

Veronica: Yes she does.

Betty: Yes she does.

Kevin: Yes she does.

Jughead: Yes she does.

Toni: Yes I do.

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Toni: Hey Cheryl do you like weddings?

Cheryl: Um yeah they could be fun.

Toni: Great you're my bride! Cya later babe! Love you!

Cheryl: *blushing* Love ya too babe.

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