Dio vs the Mafia

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DIO POV

I walked back into my dorm after a long Saturday and fell on my bed.

Giorno:so who won?

Ginora:do we have to go back...I like it here

Dio:shhhshh... Daddy's tired of all the heads he had to shove up asses

FLASHBACK

I walked into an abandoned building.

Dio:come out...I know your here

Then about ten guys along with someone I recognised from child hood appeard from the dark.

Dio:it has been awhile...Bruno Buccerati

Bruno:Dio Xailong

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Bruno:Dio Xailong...

Dio:sup

Bruno:you've grown quite a bit since I last saw you with the young miss

Dio:oh really

Bruno:now look at you a strong independent student that doesn't need the financial support of anyone-

While he was talking I came up with a little plan.

Dio:I'm gonna have to stop you right okay...look at your men then back to me, back to your men, then back to me-

I stopped time and shoved all of there heads up each other's asses. I came back.

Dio:I am not your men because your men are now a human centipede!

He turned around and saw.

Bruno:OH MY GOD!

Dio:shut up your not Josephe

He turned back to me.

Bruno:basterd! Zipper man!

Bruno:basterd! Zipper man!

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Dio:Okay what the-

He punched me rapidly.

Bruni:ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI...arrivederci!

(Play until 30 seconds and when Dio starts punching that's when the beat drops)

I blocked his punches.

Dio:tsugi wa Bruno, kisama da

Bruno:what-?

The World appeard in front of him.

Dio:MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

I went for the final punch.

Dio:WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

I uppercuted him into the ceiling letting the son shine through.

Dio:hmph...I think I went a little overboard

FLASHBACK END

Ginora:sweet

Girono:I liked Bruno

Dio:fucker tried to kill me first

Girono:no they didn't you started it

Dio:whatever its dealt with...

Ginora:yeah Grampa won't be happy you might have to fight him aswell

I shoved my head in a pillow.

Dio:cancel all my appointments

Giorno:you don't have any

Dio:it was a joke Gio...

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