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Lyla's POV
I lay my head on Mike's shoulder before I see Finn raise his hand
"Mr. Schue? I have something to say." Finn says as he stands up
"Something happened to me, and I can't really get into it, but it's shaken me to my core." Finn says as he walks to the front of the room
"Oh, my God, he's coming out." Puck says
"Why yes, there is a man who's sort of recently come into my life, and that man is Jesus Christ." Finn says
"That's way worse." Puck says
"And I know there's others in here who dig him, too. And so I thought, maybe this week, we could pay tribute to him in music. You know, pay tribute to Jesus." Finn says
"Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus, I'd go to church. And the reason I don't go to church is because most churches don't think very much of gay people. Or women. Or science." Kurt says
"I don't see anything wrong with getting a little church up in here." Mercedes says
"I agree. I've had a really hard year, and I turned to God a lot for help. I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks." Quinn says
"Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard baby?" Santana asks
"Whenever I pray, I fall asleep." Britt says causing me to giggle
"Well, guys, maybe our song selections don't have to be about Jesus. We could do songs about spirituality." Mr. Schue says
"You got a problem with Jesus?" Finn asks Puck
"Oh, I got no problem with the guy. I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Heb. What I don't like seeing is people using J-money to cramp everybody else's style, cause it seems to me that true spirituality or whatever you want to call it is about enjoying the life that you've been given. I mean, I see God every time I make out with a new chick." Puck says
"Okay, okay, that doesn't make any sense. In fact, it's stupid." Rachel says
"Are you calling Mr. Billy Joel stupid?" Puck asks as he stands up
"At this time, I'd like to continue my streak of doing only songs by Jewish artists." Puck says as he walks over and grabs a guitar
"Hit it." He says to Brad
[ Only The Good Die Young - Sang By Noah Puckerman - Danced By The New Directions ]
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