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Lyla's POV
[ California Girls - Performed By The Cheerios ]
"Ladies, I am at a loss. Lyla, please remind me of how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map." Sue says
"In 1979, you directed a made-for-TV movie about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders called The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders." I say
"That is correct, and in the meantime, what's changed?" Sue asks us
"Personal grooming habits?" Quinn suggests
"What's changed is I have completely lost interest and, ladies, I blame you. Becky, more silicone falsies." Sue says
"Got it, Coach." Becky says before she begins passing out the falsies
"You will each enhance your bust with an additional pair of chicken cutlets in an attempt to add some jiggle to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed." Sue says
"But, Coach Sylvester, this is the most elaborate routine the Cheerios have ever done. We're shoo-ins at regionals next week, and we're the favorite to win at nationals." Quinn tells her
"Yet I am still so very bored! Even things I used to think were hilarious Case in point: Sandbags slap yourself with a chicken cutlet." Sue says and Santana lets out a sigh before slapping herself with the falsie
"Now slap Brittany." Sue instructs before Santana slaps Brittany
"See? Not even a chuckle." Sue says
"The problem is you keep trying to make a bigger and bigger spectacle. No matter how hard we try, we can't make a routine work unless you find a way to make it interesting for you. You have to find a way to top yourself." Quinn says
"Q, you just may have a point. But to be sure, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet. You too, little lady." She says before I sigh and Quinn and I slap ourselves with our fake boobs
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