sorry if I offend anyone...
SPADER X COURTNEY. not over my dead body. As you could probably tell from the clawmarks on my copy of Black Water.
Revalink.
Zelbosa.
Courtney x Pendragon.
Romantic or sexual Johnlock. (I love platonic Johnlock)
SpottedFire.
Percabeth. Please no discourse in the comments.
SamFro. This one drives me mad.
Frodo x Merry x Pippin or any combo. They're all closely related cousins.
Thrandulas. Just no. This is SADISTIC.
Saint Dane x Pendragon. This is just absurd.
Septimus x Jenna. Just NO.
Luther x Allison. Exact same problem as Septimus and Jenna
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My Fandom Heaven-One-shots, jokes, and rants
RandomThis is simply a collection of my one-shots, headcanons, with fandom jokes and memes thrown all together into something that's hopefully not dubious and pixelated!! All fan girls, boys and enbies welcome! I obviously own nothing.