Puck: It would have been a gruesome sight if they were people. But they were machines. It was like shooting a dishwasher! A deadly dishwasher, but still, a dishwasher. I dug every second of it.
*incorrect quote- source: Pendragon:The Pilgrims of Rayne*
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My Fandom Heaven-One-shots, jokes, and rants
RandomThis is simply a collection of my one-shots, headcanons, with fandom jokes and memes thrown all together into something that's hopefully not dubious and pixelated!! All fan girls, boys and enbies welcome! I obviously own nothing.