Spidey's Spectacular Harem 2!

Wild West Romp!

AJ made her way through the west, and right there she found out that some fight was going on in the saloon!

AJ: ALRIGHT! WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON IN HERE?! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SU- 

She then ducks as she sees a guy being thrown. 

AJ: HEY QUILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 

She then notices all of the Guardians, (minus Cosmo) fighting against a familiar Big Head! 

AJ: MODOK?! 

MODOK: HEY!!! IT'S ONE OF YOU BRATS!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU INSULT THE GREAT MODOK!!! 

He then fires a beam from his eyes, but she dodges and then notices as she sees Nebula and Gamora fighting alongside together. 

AJ: Since when did you two start getting along? 

Nebula: It's complicated. 

Gamora: You better not show any weaknesses. 

Nebula: Feeling is mutual sister. 

Star-Lord is flung by. 

Star-Lord: How about using that on Big Head here? 

MODOK: I HEARD THAT Y- 

He is then blasted by both Phyla and Adam. 

Adam: It is useless. Against us, you don't stand a single chance. 

MODOK: Well then I'll j- 

He is then getting his body beat constantly by Drax!!

Drax: Now then, come off that stupid chair. 

MODOK: I WON'T LET YOU KEEP MOCKING ME LIKE THAT!!!

Before he can try anything else, he's fired at by Rocket! 

Rocket: HAHAHAHA! GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING ABOMINATION FROM WHO KNOW'S WHERE!! 

Groot: I AM GROOT?! 

Rocket: Hey shut up, it's the best that I could come up with. 

Groot: I AM GROOT. 

MODOK: Enough of this nonsense! I'll just- 

Then he notices something rumbling in a barrel nearby! 

Pinkie, Gwenpool, and Deadpool jump out! 

Fourth Wall Breakers: HEY MODOK! 

MODOK: WHAT?! 

They pull out a Cuckoo from the Legend of Zelda. 

Pinkie: It's dinner time! 

MODOK: What are you going do with a chicken? 

Deadpool: You're dead meat! 

They throw it at him. 

MODOK: AGH! GET OFF! 

Then more Cuckoos show up! 

MODOK: NOOOOOO! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!! GET THEM AWAY!!!

Once that was cleared up ... 

AJ: Say, you got any gold? 

Pinkie: Yeah, but then we lost it. 

AJ: WHAT?! 

Deadpool: Long story, you see, these guys called the Circus of Crime came in. 

Gwenpool: Yeah, and now they got the gold. 

AJ facepalms herself. 

AJ: NOW HOW ARE WE SU- 

Then two westerners appeared!

Kid Colt (Famous Western Cowboy! Real Name: Blaine Colt! Voiced by Eric Vale!) 

Arizona Annie (Kid Colt's Partner! Also known as the Arizona Girl! Voiced by Carolyn Lawrence!) 

Kid Colt: Well, need a lift partners? 

AJ: I like your style Sugarcube! 

Annie: Okay then, let's go Sugar!

And so ... on a nearby train ... 

The Circus of Crime

Ringmaster (Voiced by Jason Douglas!): Ah, precious beautiful gold! And it's all mine! There's no one to stop me from hitting the absolute jackpot! Not e- 

Kid Colt: HEY RINGMASTER!! 

The Ringmaster notices the group approaching the train on horseback!

Ringmaster: KID COLT!!!

They board the train, and well, all of the members of the COC are blasted by Gwenpool and Deadpool! 

Deadpool: YOU KNOW I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON A TRAIN LIKE THIS!! Do you really always think that? Of course, I do! You should know me by now! 

Gwenpool: Oh, in case you don't know that folks, sometimes Wade likes to talk to himself. 

Then AJ and Annie appear holding the guy at gunpoint. 

AJ: Hand over the gold now! 

Annie: You don't really have a choice in the matter. 

Ringmaster: Oh, what are you going to do to me? 

Pinkie: Hmmm .... 

They put him in a cannon. 

Ringmaster: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH T-

 Kid Colt: Sorry there Ringmaster, but we'll have to cut this meeting short. 

They then shoot him out of the cannon. 

NOw with the gold secured, that was one of the requirements to create the device to bring in Knowhere!