Spidey's Spectacular Harem 2!

The Order of No Quarter!

You were currently playing cards with the ladies from FT, and the Dazzlebooms. 

(Y/N): Okay, does anyone have any aces? 

Girls: Go Fish! 

(Y/N): Shoot! 

You take a card from the deck. 

Pinkie: So, wait, when do we start going fishing? 

Lucy: No, Pinkie, you don't play it like that. 

Pinkie: Huh? 

Lucy: What I mean is, oh forget it. 

Eventually ... 

Rainbow: Read em and weep ladies and gentleman! I win! 

AJ: WHA?! No way, Dash, you couldn't have won! 

Levy: Yeah, you had to be cheating! 

Rainbow: What? Oh, I'm offended at that. 

Sunset: You usually cheat at all card games. 

(Y/N): She's not wrong you know Dashie. 

Rainbow: I haven't cheated on any other game. 

Fluttershy: There was that time when you literally fooled us when playing Monopoly. 

Flashback ... 

Rainbow: See? I get the Get out of Jail for Free Card! 

Juvia: YOU FIEND!! CHEATER!!! You just pulled that out of your hair! 

Rainbow: NO!! I DO NOT HAVE ANY IN MY HAIR!! SEE?! 

Rarity: Rainbow Dash, can you knock it off already? 

End of Flashback ... 

Rainbow: Okay, it was that one t- 

A sword is nearly thrown at her. 

Erza: STOP LYING!!!! 

Aria: Uh ... Erza, want to take a breather? 

Erza: My apologies. I ... get carried away sometimes. 

(Y/N): Okay, does anyone want to take a break and get a drink? 

Girls: Yes!/Very much so!/Anything beats having to suffer from Rainbow Dash's cheating!/I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT CHEATING!!! 

And so ... 

Mirajane begins serving up some drinks for everyone. 

Mira: Alright then, so we should begin a new game after? 

Everyone: Yes. 

Bisca: And this time, we're making sure that you don't cheat. 

Rainbow: DO I HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN?! I'M NOT- 

Adagio: Case closed, we all outnumber you on this one. 

Sonata: Too bad so sad Dashie, but it's true, you were, and we're not stopping on it. 

Then the Forever Crystal begins to sound, and a portal appeared, with a wounded Sir SPYDR, and he was dragging another woman! 

Aqua (Goddess of Water! Very screechy and annoying to most people! Devoted to her followers! Has a problem with alcohol and money! Voiced by Faye Mata!) 

Everyone: Sir SPYDR? 

Sir SPYDR: It was horrible. And thou had to drag Lady Aqua over. 

Aqua: HEY!! WHAT KIND OF FOLLOWER INSULTS ME LIKE THAT?! 

(Y/N): Who is she? 

Aqua: Greetings there friendly mortals, I am Aqua, Goddess of- 

Lisanna: Uselessness? 

Aqua: WHAT?! NO!! I AM THE GODDESS OF WATER YOU MORONS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 

Lisanna: Sorry, I had to say that. But Sir SPYDR says a lot of things about you. 

Aqua: LIKE WHAT?! Spill it, Parker!! 

Aqua cracks her knuckles. 

Sir SPYDR: That does not matter. But, many of our time's most powerful knights have begun serving that fiend Garrett! 

(Y/N): The Black Knight? We left him there?! 

Twilight: That can't be good. Wait, he's a modern man in the Middle Ages, what's the worst that can happen? 

Sir SPYDR: I was defeated easily with all of them at once. They're all causing havoc! 

Dazzlings: What kind of havoc? 

Sir SPYDR: King Knight has taken over the Capital of Fiore as the new king! 

Aqua: Specter Knight has raised an army of the undead, and has defeated many of the land's strongest wizard guilds! 

Sir SPYDR: Plague Knight is brewing up awful alchemy! 

Aqua: Treasure Knight is pillaging from everyone! 

Sir SPYDR: Mole Knight is causing earthquakes! 

Aqua: Polar Knight is causing avalanches! 

Sir SPYDR: Propeller Knight is using his fleet of airships to attack all he can! 

Aqua: And Tinker Knight is using an army of machines to wreak havoc! 

Everyone: That was havoc again! 

Sir SPYDR and Aqua: We know! 

You then go and suit up. 

Spidey: Well, it's time to go and take down a bunch of bastard knights then! Or as it's said in Pulp Fiction!