(Y/N): Well, we're back y-
Deadpool: MY BUDDIES!!!!
Pinkie: WADE!!!
(Y/N): Why are you here?
Deadpool: Apparently the Author decided to make me part of the family!
(Y/N): OH COME ON!!!
Pinkie: HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!
(Y/N): Brother, you can't be...
The red symbiote bonded serial killer observes his surroundings.
Carnage: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT!! DUMP ME IN A FOREST!! Next time I see those stupid superheroes, they're DEAD!!!
Now, what is he supposed to do?
Well, as he continues to growl, snarl, and plot his ultimate revenge like he usually does, he overhears some talk.
Carnage: What is this?! I think I'm going to like what's going on here!
He decides to stalk over the conversation that is going on nearby!
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Roman Torchwick (Master Criminal Thief! Loves stealing dust and anything else that he can get his hands on! Voiced by Gray Haddock!)
Roman: Now then, this is very crucial to our latest heist! You ready for it Neo? Now pay attention, because this cannot be forgotten!
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Neopolitan (Neo for short! Roman's sidekick! Has the ability to create images of herself and other people, and uses her umbrella for combat! Talks through sign language (pay attention for the "" marks!) Has no voice actor! Giggles and gasps done by Casey Lee Williams!)
Neo brings out a sign!
Neo: "Okay, I'm ready!"
Roman: First, we're going to construct a monorail to-
Neo: "Didn't Simpsons do that?"
Roman: Huh?
Neo: "Yeah, they did that in the episode Marge vs. the Monorail!
Roman: Okay, then we'll just steal all the heads of the statues in-
Neo: "Simpsons did it!"
Roman: We'll block out the su-
Neo: "SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!! SIMPSONS DID IT!!"
Carnage overhears the lunacy of it all between these two, and well, he decides to take it to his advantage.
He rushes over, and begins to send some of his parasitic spawns onto both Roman and Neo.
While he is successful in implanting Roman, he is unsuccessful in infecting Neo!
Carnage: OH COME ON!!!
He tries to go straight for her, but well, she shatters, and then the real Neo comes out and kicks him in the face.
Neo: "HEY, YOU LET ROMAN GO!! THIS IS NOT GOING TO STAND BY ME!!"
Carnage: That's what I'm talking about! A partner just like me! Oh, if only my boi, Adam was here! He was just amazing!!! Now then, why don't we finish her off?!
Neo: "You're not going to get away with this, you creep! I'll be back for you!!"
She whacks her with her most recent wooden sign, and then takes off, using her powers to make sure that he doesn't injure her, or get ahead.
Carnage: FINE!! Run away, why would I even need you, when I have a genius thinker right with me!
The serial killer then turns to his newest compadre, and well, he laughs crazily!