(Y/N): Well, we're back y-
Deadpool: MY BUDDIES!!!!
Pinkie: WADE!!!
(Y/N): Why are you here?
Deadpool: Apparently the Author decided to make me part of the family!
(Y/N): OH COME ON!!!
Pinkie: HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!
(Y/N): Brother, you can't be...
The Hand was still recuperating from their embarrassing defeat at the hands of you guys and the TMNT, though they would survive despite Silver Samurai having left the group.
A certain corpse-looking man approached many of the ninjas who still held strong. It was Lonnie Lincoln, also known as Kingpin's right-hand man, Tombstone.
Tombstone: Now listen up all of you, the Boss has ordered that all of you do not slack off like last time. Harada had failed once, and you lost four of your best assassins as a result.
Tsubaki, Lady Bullseye, Typhoid Mary, and Elektra were no longer under their control, but they didn't need to take control of others in order to do their work.
Tombstone: That is why I am picking out the best of the best in order to make sure that they don't screw anything up!
One new guy made his way through the crowd, and he approached Tombstone.
???: Alright you dumbasses, in case you don't know, you're about to be saved, because once you know it, you're going to see how Lord Jashin sees things around here! So, get ready!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Hidan (No one knows too much about this assassin! But what they do know, is that he follows the laws and teachings of a sadistic and demonic creature named Jashin! He loves slaughter and killing people! He will keep their skulls, and intestines as his prizes! Quite the sadistic fucker! Voiced by Chris Edgerly!)
Tombstone: Now, you know what your task is right?
Hidan: To take revenge right?
Tombstone: You catch on well recruit.
Hidan: You'll be knowing me as an expert soon enough. OR MAYBE I SHOULD RIP YOUR HEART OUT FIRST!!!! AS LONG AS I KEEP ON KILLING PEOPLE, I'LL NEVER DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Tombstone: What the hell is wrong with him? Never mind, just make sure that you go for this boy.
He gives Hidan a photo of you as Spidey.
Hidan: This kid? Please, I'll probably make his costume part of my outfit! Oh, this is going to be a blast!
Tombstone: Just don't screw anything up.
Hidan: Yes Sir. See you fuckers around.
Hidan takes off while also leaving a calling card, and the words, "Jashin is watching!"
Hand Ninjas: What a psycho.
New Canterlot, Manhattan...
Ruby was just walking along her way, and well, she felt like she was being stalked.
Ruby: Hmm ... now who would want to attack an innocent 16-year-old high schooler? One thing I know is that if it was a classmate of mine, I'm telling Principal Celestia to expel them. Okay, who's there?
She takes out her scythe.
???: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Cute scythe kid, but let's see how you like this?
Hidan's scythe lunges at Ruby, and while she gets out of the way, she is cut a little bit by it in the arm.
Hidan: Ah, this blood is going to taste good, the blood of the pure.
He begins licking it off his scythe, like a crazed perverted creepazoid!
Hidan: Oh, that's that good shit!
He then draws a symbol and takes out a metal rod.
Hidan: I would like to kill you now and use that lovely scythe as a second weapon, but I need more blood, and you're going to help me! Now then, bleed for me!
He stabs himself!
Hidan: OH YES!! THE PAIN!! I LOVE IT!! IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I FUCKING LOVE IT!!
Ruby: What are y- AGH!!
She begins coughing up blood and collapses on the ground.
Hidan: Oh now that I've got you, you're going to be in for a treat! You're going to be one of my fresh new sacrifices!
Then he begins to get a call from Tombstone.
Tombstone: Not yet, don't even think about it!
Hidan: Alright alright, you know, I think I know why you're called Tombstone now. Your sense of humor is as dry as the desert sand.
