(Y/N): Well, we're back y-
Deadpool: MY BUDDIES!!!!
Pinkie: WADE!!!
(Y/N): Why are you here?
Deadpool: Apparently the Author decided to make me part of the family!
(Y/N): OH COME ON!!!
Pinkie: HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!
(Y/N): Brother, you can't be...
You are just walking throughout the streets of Manhattan, with Asia, Xenovia, and Irina by your side.
Asia was wearing a pink kimono and pink sandals. Her nail polish was colored pink.
Xenovia was wearing a purple kimono with purple sandals. Her nail polish was colored dark blue.
And Irina was wearing a white kimono, with white sandals. Her nail polish was colored black.
(Y/N): So, did you ladies have to wear something so ..... festive? We're not really going to a festival.
Asia: Well, we decided that we wanted to look really cute while going out with you, and we'll do anything in our kimonos for our first date!
(Y/N): That's great to hear!! Alright l-
Xenovia: Wait .... do you feel that?
You stop right in your tracks.
(Y/N): What? I don't really sense anything w-
Your Spider-Sense begins to go off at that moment.
And just as it does, a gun is put to the back of Irina's head.
Irina: You haven't changed a bit have you, Heinkel.
And then, a sword was put to the throat of Asia.
Asia: H-Hello Yumie.
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Yumiko Takagi and Heinkel Wolfe ((Heinkel is on the right and Yumie is on the left!) Members of the Catholic Church! Devout servants of God! Executors of Protestants and Demons! Might be a bisexual couple! Voiced by Janice Kawaye and Kira Buckland respectively!)
Yumie: (In Japanese) You dirty traitors.
Heinkel: Do you understand that you have turned your backs on God, by siding with damn Demons?
Asia: We don't have that much of a choice, we're being treated well, and well, I died and-
Xenovia: You know, we treated Asia awful when she was turned into a demon, but-
Heinkel nearly shoots her!
Heinkel: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH TRAITOR!!!
Yumie: You're going to suffer an even that is a thousand times worse than death!
Irina: But we-
Heinkel and Yumie: Don't even try to move a mus-
You then get their weapons out of their hands using your web-shooters.
(Y/N): Woah, let's calm down here ladies! We don't need to go and kill each other over something hat was far beyond their control.
Heinkel and Yumie spot you and well, they blush.
Heinkel: WHAT IS IT TO YOU?!
(Y/N): (Sigh) Go away.
Heinkel: HUH?! I'M THREATENING THEM AND YOU WANT ME TO G-
(Y/N): GO!
Yumie growled and she prepares to slice you with her katana.
Heinkel: Knock it off Yumie.
The German gun shooter begins to nearly lose it.
Yumie: Look, why don't we just tie him up and take him away with us? That would work.
Heinkel: NO!! I WANT TO SHOOT ALL OF TH-
(Y/N): Would you really team up against unarmed people? That's nearly something that a rapist would to.
The two then have their mouths drop open, and well, they just grumble, and walk off in embarrassment!
(Y/N): You think they're going to get over this?
Asia: Eventually.
Irina: Someday.
Xenovia: I'm not sure, but it's a possibility.
Eventually...
You return back home with the three lovely church girls, and well, you bring out a box of takoyaki, and a box of mochi.
Then you begin to feed it to the ladies while removing their sandals, and giving them some nice foot rubs.
Asia: Thank you (Y/N).
Xenovia: It really is a shame that old friends of ours really are our enemies now.
Irina: If they come around, then they come a-
Irina feels a kiss on her cheek.
She turns to see Issei.
Irina: ISSEI, YOU PERV!!!!
She punches him in the face.
(Y/N): Well, at least he didn't touch your breasts.
Issei: Sorry. I had to get that out.
Asia: (Sigh) Poor Issei, will you ever learn?
You then kiss them.
And then they begin to jump on top of you, and prepare to kiss you and hug you, and feed you what you were feeding them!
