Spidey's Spectacular Harem 2!

A Sword to Fatboy!

Kingpin sat in his office, still the Big Boy as he usually is. Though, he was about to pop a blood vessel, due to the fact that many of the Hand Ninjas were coming in, and complaining about the current state of affairs! 

Kingpin: WHAT? INTRUDERS?! WHO SCREWED THIS UP?! 

Right into the office comes Silver Samurai, or Harada! 

Harada: FISK!! I have come here and I will avenge my clan!

Kingpin: A fools' errand I assure you. Why would you need to- 

Harada: FOR HONOR!!!!

He begins attacking the fat (in muscles) Crime Lord, who easily catches his sword. 

Harada: That won't stop me! I'm going to enjoy disgracing for using me! You will regret having faced Silver Samurai!

Kingpin: This won't take long. 

He cracks his knuckles and tries to ram into him. 

Meanwhile ... 

Momo and Tenten finish taking down all of the Hand Ninja that had attacked them, and just as they take a step inside, they are nearly hit by a playing card!

Momo: Oh now what? 

Tenten: I'm already tired enough as is. 

???: Damn it, I missed. But next time, I'm not going to.

Bullseye (Assassin who works for Kingpin! Never misses his targets! Enemy to Street Heroes like you, and Daredevil! Past is completely shrouded in mystery! Voiced by Steven Blum!) 

Momo: Bullseye? 

Tenten: Uh ... what's with the costume? 

Bullseye: You like it? I got it from the best materials made! Anyway, the Boss wants to make sure that I don't let any intruders like you pass, so you better be ready for a merciless killing! 

He takes out a deck of cards. 

Bullseye: Now pick a card. 

Back with Harada ... 

The Silver Samurai is shoved through several walls by Kingpin and his massive strength, though even with all the damage he has taken, he gets right back up and fights back!

Harada: IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN BRUTE STRENGTH TO DEFEAT ME!!! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL- 

He is hit by Kingpin! 

Harada: I WILL NOT RES- 

He is then hit again! 

Harada: I WILL- 

And then again. 

Harada: STOP DOING THAT!!! 

He slices through Kingpin's chest. 

Kingpin: A minor annoyance, because you are about t- 

You then kick him in the head! 

Spidey: Hey there Big Boy! Sorry I couldn't bring you any extra food to eat, but well, I just have to say, the delivery truck broke down and- 

Kingpin: SHUT UP!! You've been an annoying insect- 

Spidey: Arachnid. 

Kingpin: Whatever, you've been a thorn in my side for a long time Spider-Man, and now I'm going to beat you and Samurai senseless! 

Spidey: Bring it on! 

You then activate the metal legs on the back of your suit, and you use them to climb up surfaces to avoid Fat Boy's attacks! 

Spidey: (sing-song) The Itsy Bitsy Spider, went up the water spout! Down came the Spidey, and kicked the Kingpin now! 

You kicked him a bunch of times in the face, and well, he begins to get annoyed and tries to grab you, but then he gets another sword slice! 

Harada: SPIDER-MAN DO NOT INTERFERE! This is for me alone!

Spidey: Hey, I don't- 

You then think about what your comrades would say. 

Spidey: KICK HIS BUTT SAMURAI!!!

Harada: With pleasure. 

Many minutes later ... 

He begins to get the upper hand on the Crime Lord, and then he eventually is thrown out of the temple. 

Kingpin: This isn't over! 

He grabs onto a helicopter, which was just outside. 

Kingpin: Next time, I'm going to make sure that both of you perish! The war has just begun!! 

Spidey: Okay Fatty! Next time, I'll bring the pies. 

Big Boy just growls in annoyance. 

Spidey: Alright, look, if you're going to take your anger out on me- 

Harada: No, I've let anger cloud me for too long. I'm going to dedicate my life to right my wrongs. Farewell Spider, till we meet again. 

He takes off. 

Spidey: Alright! Well that takes care of that! Okay! So now what? 

Team Spidey: ALRIGHT PREP- OH COME ON!! 

Spidey: Sorry you guys, fun's over. Let's just go home. 

Momo: And what about him? 

She picks up a beaten Bullseye. 

Bullseye: Pain. Everywhere. 

Spidey: I think there's a cell with his name on it in Ryker's Island!