ch:-23 the legendary "छिपकली"

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Thaaku Maa :- Mai aap sabhi ko ek Khush khabri sunana chahti Hu !! 

Bondita :- thaaku maa , konsi Khush khabri ?

Thaaku Maa :- iss Ghar me ab ek bacche ki kilkari sunai degi ?

Everyone looked at bondita and annirudh !!!

Annirudh :- Maine Kuch nhi Kia h !!  Maine toh bondita ko dhang se Chua tha nhi h !!

Batuk :- dada , ab kya sharmana !! Jo Aapne Kia tha , uska nateeja saamne aa chuka h ! Badhai ho dada aap baap banne wale h !!

Bondita was holding her tummy in disbelief !! .

Bondita :- Mai maa nhi banne wali !!  Hamare beech Kuch Aisa hua hi nhj !!!

Batuk :- boudi , aapko toh Khush Hona chahiye !!

Bondita :- arrey jab mai maa banne hi nhi wali toh Khush kis BAAT se Hou ?!

Tapur :- hayee Mai masi banne wali Hu !!

Bondita :- maar dalungi !!  Agar kisine ek aur shabd Bola !!

Batuk :- boudi , garbhavastha me aurat ko zyada ucchal-kood , maar-kutapa  , Gali galouch nhi Karna chahiye !! Bacche par asar padta h ! 

Bondita :- arrey Bhai mere pet me koi  baccha vaccha h hi nhi !!!

Here , thaaku maa , Kaka and binoy told annirudh that it's not bondita pregnant but sampoorna !!! Annirudh thought of teasing bondita so he convinced the elders to play along him !!

Annirudh :- bondita tum ho garbhavti !!

Bondita :- kyaaaaa !!  Lekin kaise !!!?!??

Batuk :- boudi bacche bhagwaan ki den hote h !! 

Bondita :- arey toh , bacche paida krne ke liye pati patni Ka Saath hona kyu zaroori h ? Isse Accha toh bhagwaan se prathna karte h !!!

Batuk went silent for a while but again spoke up !!

Batuk :- aise toh Mata kunti ke bhi putr bhagwaan ki den the !!

Bondita :- tumm......tumse baat Karna hi bekar h !!

Batuk :- ha ha , jab khud tark Karo toh Kuch nhi , Maine tark Kia toh Mai bekar !! Huh !! 

Bondita goes to Kaka !!

Bondita :- Kaka sasurji , Mera yakeen maniye , Mai pet se nhi Hu !!

Kaka :- beta , bacche bhagwaan Ka dia hua aashirwad hote h , unhe aise thukrate nhi h !

Bondita goes to thaaku maa

Bondita :- thaaku maa , aap toh vaid h na , bataiye na sabko ki Mai pet nhi Hu !!

After getting no reply , she stands in the center of the hall and says

Bondita:- mere pati babu ne mere kamre me Sona shuru hi kal se Kia h , toh Mai aaj pregnant kaise ho Sakti Hu ?!

Now everyone started laughing !! Bondita was confused !!

Annirudh :- sorry bondita ...  Lekin ham mazaak Kar rahe the !! Hahahaha !!

Bondita frowned and then got angry and started chasing annirudh and batuk !!!

Everyone was happy seeing them !! After running and chasing , three of them came to halt and stood there panting !!

Thaaku Maa :- ab asli Khush khabri sunlo ! Sampoorna pregnant h ! 

Som and batuk looked at their Baba , and he started playing with his specs !!   While bondita and annirudh were happy !!

Mera bhi aatm samman h !! जहाँ कहानियाँ रहती हैं। अभी खोजें