Bendy stood before the door, and looked at the sign that said, Marriage Counseling.
"Okay, remind me why I'm doing this again?" he asked Steve.
"You have the most experience in marriage then the rest of us, and we need to pay for Beacon somehow."
Bendy sighed, "fine, I'll do it."
He entered, and saw three couples.
"Okay, hello there, my name is Dr. Bendy, and I'm here to help you with the marriages you all have. So, first we have, Mr. Xiao Long and Mrs. Branwen."
"Yes," said Tai, looking at Raven, who just showed up at the end of Volume 5 at the end of RWBY.
"Hey, we haven't gotten that far yet!!" said Bendy.
Sorry.
"Next, we have................ Qrow, you and Winter aren't married."
"Well, it was Oz's suggestion," said Qrow.
"I'm pretty sure he was talking about couple's counseling. Anyway, next we have, Mr and Mrs Schnee........ Already got the solution for you both: divorce, Mrs Schnee gets everything, and you, Jock-Strap, get nothing."
"WHAT!?!?" exclaimed Jacque, "I INHERITED THE SCHNEE NAME!! I MADE IT WHAT IT IS TODAY!!!!"
"Okay, security," said Bendy.
Gamma then rolled in, and grabbed Jacque by the throat with his claw, and threw him out the window, where Cardin was heard screaming.
"Mrs Schnee, I'll let you have some help to get the Schnee name back to you."
"Thank you Doctor," said Willow.
She then walked out.
"Okay, finally, we have,............ Ozma, and Salem? Really?"
Bendy looked at Salem, and she said, "His suggestion."
Bendy then looks at us through the screen, and says, "Okay, so first off, Raven, why don't you tell us what's going on with you two?"
"Well," said Raven, "I came back, and I was welcomed, but soon Tai started scolding me for no reason."
"..................... Yang has told me you left her for almost 18 years."
Raven tried to retort, but nothing came out.
"Okay, Tai, maybe next time, don't go so over board with the scolding. You have the right to be mad, but it doesn't mean get so bad you need this. So, try to get along with each other, and see where it leads you."
"Okay," said Bendy, "Now, Qrow and Winter, so, here we have, multiple assaults on each other, reports of property damage, and many injuries during your fights against each other. Wow, just, wow."
"Yes," said Winter, "I suggest a shock collar to reduce his behavior."
Bendy just looked at her, and wrote something down, and said, "Winter, you are now not to come within 50 miles of Qrow."
"WHAT!?!?" exclaimed Winter.
"Qrow is too cool to file a restraining order on. Also, I can't have Ruby hating me before the next chapter of Bendy and Friends in RWBY comes out. Sorry."
Winter glared at Bendy, and said, "I won't forget this when Part 7 comes out."
Bendy just lowered his glasses, and said, "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhttt."
"Now, finally, Ozpin and Salem. Okay, is this really Salem, or is it Metal Bendy?"
"No, it's really me," said Salem.
"Okay, and what is the reason behind your fighting?" (Insert Volume 6, Episode 3)
Bendy then said, "Okay, so, how about you just avoid each other, and never cross paths again? How does that sound?"
"Wait, Mr. Devil, why are you here again?" asked Ozpin
"Apparently, I need a way to pay for my team's time at Beacon."
"I already have that covered." Bendy lowers his clip board, and his eye twitches involuntary.
Later.....
"IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE!!!" yelled Steve, "I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!!"
"HE LITERALLY JUST ACCEPTED ME KNOWING I WASN'T FROM THIS PLANET!!!!!" yelled Bendy, "HOW COULD YOU NOT!!! WHEN I CATCH YOU, I'M GONNA KILL YOU, AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!"
Ozpin watched the fight, as the others walked past behind him, either smiling, or frowning at the results.
