■12 - "Civil Human"■

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Friday ~ 11:02 am

purple_pixie:

hi, Bob.

better-than-E:

Okay, whoa whoa whoa, hold on a sec because my heart can't handle so many surprises at once

For one, you messaged me on your own again. Two, you're talking to me like a "civil human" lmao. Three, and I thought you had college?????

purple_pixie:

hold your train, please.

i am in a class but i got bored so i messaged you.

and i thought that it was bad enough that i called you "Bob"??

better-than-E:

Well, pixie, if you haven't noticed then I know that Bob is your way of calling me "love" ;)

purple_pixie:

suit yourself but that's not the case.

better-than-E:

*Gasps*!! YOU DIDN'T SAY "shut up!", oh my God, should I be worried? Are you beginning to lose your feelings for me??? Uhuhuhuhuhu

purple_pixie:

seriously, Bob? -_-

better-than-E:

No, don't talk, lemme heal my heart first. It's so tender at the moment that I can't-

purple_pixie:

-_-

better-than-E:

:'( </3

purple_pixie:

better-than-E:

purple_pixie:

seriously? you done with your dramatics?

ohmigosh, did you just leave me on read??

oh, come on, now you're just being stupid.

better-than-E:

Didn't leave you on read

Bahahahahahahaha

Cool and I were laughing at you for 15 minutes straight

You're so gullible, gosh.

Bahahahahaha

Hey, hey, sorry come back, pixie!

Oh, come on, now you're being stupid

Please don't leave me. I mean I had promised to not leave you, heck I even said yes to your marriage proposal

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Is your phone confiscated again???

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