■14 - I'm A Both Person■

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Sunday ~ 11:47 am

better-than-E:

So I was like so excited when I saw that "purple_pixie" posted something!

But then I see that it's captioned as "Beast holds my heart"!!!!

I don't know if I should slap my forehead because I was so hopeful that you might have posted a picture of you after our talk last night or be jealous of a dog?

purple_pixie:

huh. you're too conceited to think that i would post a picture of mine on here lmao.

and whaaaaatt?? jealous of a dog? who even is jealous of a dog uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.

better-than-E:

Um… another… dog?

And who even said anything about being jealous of a dog?

purple_pixie:

*GASPS*!!! YOU DID!!!!!

better-than-E:

DID NOT!

purple_pixie:

you should scroll a bit and see it, you stinky blob of Bob!

better-than-E:

Don't need to

Anyway!

What were you even thinking when naming a Golden Retriever as a… Beast?

LOL

purple_pixie:

oh, please -_-

Beast is a cute fluffy beast!

just like the beast from beauty and the beast hihihihi

better-than-E:

I just remembered that you're so unoriginal

purple_pixie:

excuse me???????????

i did write a comic book to be specific!

i am very much original!!!

better-than-E:

Only when you have to be ;)

purple_pixie:

*purple just flipped you off*!

that's right, ha!

and what are you telling me?

as if Cool is so original and such an "outside the world" name. 

*scoffs*

better-than-E:

*GASPS*

purple_pixie:

oh, come on! you have a cat called "Cool", Bob.

better-than-E:

Yeah and she'll make you twist your tongue if you don't say "coolest cat called Cool" 100 times. Sigh.

purple_pixie:

lol, now that sounds painful. and i'll keep on comparing my favorite Beast to Cool all time because he's such a cute fluff ball but i miss him because he's at home and i am at my dormitory. i remember clicking this picture when i was at home last time and i just realized that i am blabbering.

better-than-E:

Hehe. You're so cute, pixie :)

So are you a dog person or cat person?

purple_pixie:

i am both person + a cow person too.

however, Cool is an exception.

better-than-E:

Wh-what? W-why??

S-stop breaking our hearts, babe.

We don't appreciate it :'(

purple_pixie:

what? stop playing that card on me!

you guys always laugh at me.

i should be mad!

better-than-E:

You know what, pixie?

You're adorable even though Cool doesn't agree and damn, she bit my finger right now

Hence, the slow typing and akdbfhrhehdhjcjfndnbcjfkd djdjdkk

purple_pixie:

i um… thanks?

two complements in a day?

i must be doing something really wrong with my sarcasm then.

and what was that - djdjsjsnanakka or whatever?

better-than-E:

No, it means you're doing nothing wrong, pixie babe

And THAT was Cool who bit my WHOLE HAND! Which is why my reply was late. She's a jealous muffin *wink*

purple_pixie:

oh, um… okay.

better-than-E:

STOP BLUSHING!

purple_pixie:

why? is it making you blush too? *smirks*

better-than-E:

NO!

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