What's Better Than E?

■40 - What's Brb?■

Saturday ~ 11:00 am

purple_pixie:

so i remembered all of a sudden that you'd asked me if i am a "dog or a cat" person and i just realized that i didn't ask the same to you, lol.

better-than-E:

Well, that was a random question.

And I am more of a cat person than a dog person if that wasn't clear enough, lmao

purple_pixie:

well, the amount of times Cool bit your hands, i thought that you might have changed the lane from cats to dogs *smirks*

better-than-E:

Ouch.

Just saying, Cool isn't pleased with your words at all and she's breaking the deal with you *smirks back* She's back on my team.

purple_pixie:

riiiiiiiiiiiight.

hey, brb.

just give me a sex!

better-than-E:

…

Um… what?

I can't believe you're asking that from me, considering you were so weirded out when I had allegedly asked for a "kiss".

And what's brb? Or was that a typo and you meant to say Bob? Lmao!

Pixie trynna be sexy by calling me "brb" hahahaha

Guess someone's been having those kinda dreams ;)

But why aren't you replying? Or did that message make you nervous?

COME ON! TELL ME!!!!

purple_pixie:

what the hell?! i am gone for a few minutes and you're already bursting up my notifs.

and what the hell are you talking about????

have you gone BONKERS? talking about "those dreams" and stuff?

YOU CRAZY NUT!!!!!!

and brb wasn't a typo! It means "be right back", you doofus!

better-than-E:

All right, I get it!! I get it that your "brb" is brb and not Bob!

But… but…

You literally said "just give me a sex"!!!!!!!!

purple_pixie:

i-

what????

oh, my gosh, now that was a typo, you doofus!!!!!

i meant "just give me a sec", damn!!!! This is so freaking embarrassing!!!!

better-than-E:

Oh. I mean yeah… I knew that it was a typo

I mean you used the article "a" and that certainly didn't make sense, of course!

I was just pulling your leg, pfft

purple_pixie:

suuuuuuuuuure, Bob.

better-than-E:

Yeah, next time try not to use the abbreviations

And write full "second" instead of just "sec" or maybe even sex

purple_pixie:

of course, Bob.

bahahahahaha.

i can't stop laughing at this, ohmigosh!!!!

better-than-E:

Of course, you can't -_-

You're mean

Bye!

purple_pixie:

byeeeeeeee, Bobbbbbb.

better-than-E:

Can you please shut up with that already?!

purple_pixie:

okay, okay.

okay, Bob *smirks*

better-than-E:

Jeez. Smh.

purple_pixie:

NOW LOOK WHO'S USING AN ABBREVIATION!!!!!!!

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And this one is another one of my favorite chapters! Ever since I got the idea of writing a chat book, I knew that I had to make that sec/sex typo chapter because I've caught myself with this problem a lot before sending that to someone hahaha. Lucky me though, lmao. However, Laurel wasn't 🤭🦋