■53 - Why Are You So Bitter?■

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Tuesday ~ 8:49 pm

purple_pixie:

oh, hey, Bob!!!

i made another breaththrough!!!!!

wow, i must be on a roll these days, right?

better-than-E:

Of course you'd be

You have a crush on a guy who might have a crush on you so that's pretty explanatory

purple_pixie:

you didn't even ask me about my breakthrough -_-

better-than-E:

Sigh. What is it?

purple_pixie:

so you're talking to me from this second/backup account because you didn't want to reveal your identity… since you're a model and all… right?

better-than-E:

Well my manager and social media team handles my original account and so I am mostly unable to use it freely. And after reading your comic, I was… intrigued and wanted to talk to the author since you had your username written inside. And you know the rest

purple_pixie:

oh, i do know the rest about how you annoy me to my wit's end and let's not forget about how my phone was confiscated because of you!!!!

better-than-E:

Oh, please, I am not annoying like your crush -_-

purple_pixie:

Ethan.

better-than-E:

Wow, you literally called me by my name

Anyway, what is it?

purple_pixie:

why are you being so bitter about my crush?!

better-than-E:

You're asking me?? Wow!!!!

I am bitter because…

Never mind!!!!

purple_pixie:

no, seriously. tell me!

better-than-E:

Tell you what?

purple_pixie:

why are you so bitter?

better-than-E:

Because Theo made me eat something bitter and the after effects are lasting for far too long, I guess

purple_pixie:

wow -_-

better-than-E:

*Wink wink*

purple_pixie:

good that you told me because i had assumed you had gobbled down my crush for that bitterness.

better-than-E:

haha very funny *eye roll*

purple_pixie:

admit it that you liked what i said and you're considering it.

better-than-E:

You might be just right

purple_pixie:

i am gonna ask again.

are you jealous?

better-than-E:

No, I am Bob/Evan/Ethan/Stupidopotamus

purple_pixie:

very original, Bobby.

better-than-E:

Please!!! Not that again!! I beg you uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu because I hate that nickname!!!!

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