■35 - Goddamn King Kong■

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Tuesday ~ 11:03 pm

Bob Jerk -_- is calling…

Laurel:

"What do you want now? I swear if you're still stuck at that stupid Lau pu-"

Theodore:

"Oh, hey, Laurel!

Laurel:

"Uh… who's this?"

Theodore:

"This is Thanos! You know the guy you like so much?"

Bob:

("I swear, Theo-")

Theodore:

"You know your Bob is literally making me run around in circles just because I am talking to you so ignore my dog like breathing!"

Laurel:

"Oh, my God, you guys…"

Theodore:

"Don't laugh and save me, Laurel."

Laurel:

"Nah, I think I'm good. I'm having far too much fun."

Theodore:

"Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, pixieeeeeeeeeeee. He's chasing me like a goddamn King Kong."

Laurel:

"Jesus, I can't - I can't stop wheezing-"

Theodore:

"No, don't, just st-"

Bob Jerk -_- ended the call.

Bob Jerk -_- is calling…

Theodore:

"Hey, Laurel, so I was saying that Bob l-"

Bob:

("What the fuck, Theo!")

Laurel:

"…"

Bob Jerk -_- ended the call.

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