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[ dedicated to Larry_Lashton because she's one of my favorite Lashton writers and I just love all of her stories :) ]

Ashton ;;

Luke; I heard something really rad today

Luke; do u want to know what it is orr

Luke; Ashton answer me god dammit

Luke; Ashton

Luke; ASHTON

Luke; Ashy

Ashton; what do you fucking want Luke

Luke; why u gotta be rude

Ashton; it's fucking 3:30 in the morning. normal people are asleep

Ashton; what do you want so I can go back to sleep

Ashton; I swear to god Luke if you woke me up for nothing I will chop of your balls and shove them down your throat

Ashton; -.-

Ashton; I hate you so fucking much right now

Ashton; good fucking night you cunt

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Luke; Rise and shine babes! Sorry for not responding, ha, ha.. I kinda fell asleep

Ashton; Oh hahahaha fuck you I hate you.

Luke; pls don't chop off my balls, those are my prized possessions

Ashton; I hate you.

Luke; I found out something

Ashton; I still hate you.

Luke; u live in Cornulla

Ashton; omg thank you luke I almost forgot where I lived for a second

Luke; god damn I hate u when ur mad

Ashton; I still hate you.

Luke; r u even interested where I live?

Ashton; I know where you live???

Luke; what? How? Wait do you work for like the fbi?

Ashton; No you moron Calum lives in Liverpool so you obviously live there too

Luke; WE'RE LIKE 40 MINUTES AWAY

Ashton; cool

Luke; baby

Ashton; no only Calum can call me baby right now

Luke; whaaat c'mon

Ashton; when he wakes me up at 3 in the morning he doesn't fall asleep

Luke; I didn't mean to smh

Ashton; shut up Luke.

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