Snape One Shots & Preferences

Drunken Stutters

Teacher - Student

Snape x Y/N

Warnings: Swearing & Drinking

Recommended Song: Teenager by My Chemical Romance & Fool by Cavetown (all songs can be found in my snape playlist in my Spotify account that is linked in my bio)

The bass of the loud music being played through the Slytherin common room shook the air in your lungs. Everyone had a drink and was having the time of their lives. Slytherin had just won a Quidditch match after all. You happened to be decent friends with a few players on the team, so naturally, you planned to throw the party for their success in betting on Ravenclaw. Dancing away you couldn't stop laughing with your friends about anything their drunk minds said to the group. After some time, the alcohol had run out and someone was sent to go get some more if they made it out past Snape that was. You had been quietly seeing Snape for the past few weeks and he finally seemed to start to open up and let himself grow soft around you, however, he was still hesitant to tell you about his past. You were currently sitting down on the stairs just watching and listening to everything going on, trying to ignore the number of couples making out around the room. You stood up and threw out your cup since the student you sent out for more drinks had been gone for a good 20 minutes. While doing so you heard some talking and mumbling coming from outside the common room door. Since you were totally wasted you couldn't quite make out what that was saying, but after years of running and breaking the rules at Hogwarts your drunk mind yelled out,

"Snape!" Only half the room seemed to hear you, and honestly, you weren't sure if you even yelled it or just said it slurring your words, but some people moved and ran to their dorms. You were on the way to stop the music, but you only seemed to get a few steps when you felt a large hand on your shoulder. Being drunk you turned around and ordered them to let go, but very quickly you stopped fighting when you saw that it was him.

Snape looked down at you and sighed, knowing that this party was likely your doing and that you were clearly not sober and breaking yet another set of school rules. Feeling his tight grip on your shoulder you didn't dare try and walk away. It also didn't help that you couldn't really feel your legs and your vision was getting quite blurry. As Snape scolded your fellow classmates you started to black out. You fought the need to close your eyes and fall over, and you thought that you were doing an excellent job at it, but within seconds your legs gave out. Severus had to keep you right side up before picking you up in his arms and finishing off his detention given to the others before walking you to the hospital wing in his arms. After dropping you off he spent maybe a few minutes just standing around seeing if you'd walk up. Still, it was obvious that wasn't going to happen until morning, so he left feeling embarrassed after Pomfrey told him that he did seem a little worried about you in your unconscious, drunk state. Not long after the first bit of sunlight came through the large windows in the hospital wing, you walked up feeling like you just had your head beat in by a baseball bat. Sitting up you looked around noticing that no one else was in the room with you, you placed your hand on your head you started mumbling in pain.

"Good lord. How much did I down last night? Fucking hell." Feeling offal, you now had both hands on your face trying to block the light from hitting your sensitive eyes. Groaning aloud you hear someone moving around at the end of the bed. After a little while you uncovered your eyes to see Severus standing there glaring at you and madam Pomfrey a little ways behind him getting some stuff prepared for you. You quickly glare back at him and say,

"What?" With a bit of annoyance in your voice. Severus opened his mouth to say something, but Madam Pomfrey sputtered quickly.

"I truly don't understand how you kids get a hold of alcohol. I can't keep using my stores on hungover teenagers." You thank her for the potion she hands you along with a joke, which only makes her walk away scoffing in annoyance. You shrug your shoulders and go to take the potion before Severus holds out a glass of water for you. Gently you take it out of his hand and take a few sips before saying to him,

"So, how many detentions am I going to get for this?" He placed his hands in his pockets while responding to your question.

"I'd say at least tonight and tomorrow if you manage to stay out of trouble." You quickly down the potion and immediately take a drink of the water. Once you get the taste out of your mouth you mumble quietly so Madam Pomfrey can't hear you.

"And how well do you think it'll go this time? Because I hate to break it to you, but last time you seemed to have distracted me from cleaning." You give him a sly look before he huffs and says,

"This time you will spend your detention without any distractions. Just don't be late." He stood there for a good few seconds like he wanted to say or do something else before leaving, but remembered that you were both in public. And with that, he walked out of the hospital wing leaving you on the bed still waiting for the potion to take effect.

Sorry, this is so short. I had written about half of this a long time ago with good intentions, but I never actually did anything with it so I just made a quick ending for it.

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