#6~ Dirty Pick Up Lines

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Matt~Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

Shawn~ I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Taylor~ Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Nash~ I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Aaron~ Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Carter~ If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

Jack J~I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Jack G~ You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Cameron~ There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

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