#16~ Dirty Pickup Lines II

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Matt~ If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Shawn~ You're on my list of things to do tonight.

Taylor~ Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

Nash~ Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me.

Aaron~ All I want is peace and quiet, give me a piece and I'll be quiet.

Carter~Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

Jack J~ I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Jack G~ Are you from Japan? Because im trying to get in Japanties.

Cameron~ That dress is beautiful, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

A/N: Comment down below some Prefrences you want to see and maybe I'll post them or message me some Prefrences thanks guys for the 100 reads 😱 I know it seems like a little but still I get excited thanks so much

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