Fairy: *casually checking the mail*
Eren: Fairy, why are you checking the mail?
Fairy: I ordered a Attack on Titan Cosplay Jacket in California, so I'm checking to see if its here. *sips some water out of Norway Mug and looks in the mailbox* Oh. My. Faboulus!
Eren: What is it Fairy?
Fairy: There is a package.. i wonder if it is... *looks at the name for the person* OH MY GOD< MY PACKAGE IS HERE!!!! *sqeauls and runs around in circles, having a derp face*
Levi: why is she screaming?
Eren: She got a package..
Fairy: *opens it quickly and looks at it* YAY!! I'LL FINALLY BE LEVI HEICHOU!!!
Levi: Wait, WHAT!?!?!
Fairy: *puts it on and squeals more* I NEED MY WIG! *runs into the house*
Levi: Eren, quick, we gotta get out of here!
Eren: Why, Heichou?
Fairy: *bursts back and takes off glasses, to look like Levi* I am the Copral of the Survey Corp, you little shits. *screams more and barfs rainbows*
Eren: Quick, lets turn into bananas!
Levi: Right! *turns into a banana and runs away*
Eren: Wait for me! *also turns into a banana and runs away with him*
Levi: FREEDOM!!
Fairy: Oh, finally, I can take over Levi's Life! *evil grins* And get the Ereri started.. Muhahahaha, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!