Fairy's AOT Jacket

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Fairy: *casually checking the mail*

Eren: Fairy, why are you checking the mail?

Fairy: I ordered a Attack on Titan Cosplay Jacket in California, so I'm checking to see if its here. *sips some water out of Norway Mug and looks in the mailbox* Oh. My. Faboulus!

Eren: What is it Fairy?

Fairy: There is a package.. i wonder if it is... *looks at the name for the person* OH MY GOD< MY PACKAGE IS HERE!!!! *sqeauls and runs around in circles, having a derp face*

Levi: why is she screaming?

Eren: She got a package..

Fairy: *opens it quickly and looks at it* YAY!! I'LL FINALLY BE LEVI HEICHOU!!!

Levi: Wait, WHAT!?!?!

Fairy: *puts it on and squeals more* I NEED MY WIG! *runs into the house*

Levi: Eren, quick, we gotta get out of here!

Eren: Why, Heichou?

Fairy: *bursts back and takes off glasses, to look like Levi* I am the Copral of the Survey Corp, you little shits. *screams more and barfs rainbows*

Eren: Quick, lets turn into bananas!

Levi: Right! *turns into a banana and runs away*

Eren: Wait for me! *also turns into a banana and runs away with him*

Levi: FREEDOM!!

Fairy: Oh, finally, I can take over Levi's Life! *evil grins* And get the Ereri started.. Muhahahaha, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

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