Eren: *has a fabulous outfit on, a pink boa and rainbow pants* Oh my god Levi, like, we should totally have sex!
Levi: *acts like a straight guy, and looks like one* Alright, but only if I can tie you up on a table to do so.
Eren: What!? Why?
Levi: I'm Fucking Levi Ackerman, I can do what the fuck I want.
Eren: Oh, ok! *makes a deep face and his clothes poof off, why, cause this is a crack, what do you except?*
Levi+Eren: *making out and having hardcore yaoi sex, that's right, let the nosebleeds start*
Erwin: Any room for one more? *smiles happily and is butt naked*
Levi+Eren: No!!
Erwin: Oh... *his eyebrows glow and float him away with rainbows and stars*
