Eren: Do, Do doo do do doo do do do, do doo do do doo do do.
Levi: Oh!
Marco: *twirls and puts sunglasses on him* Lets hit that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer for that white gold!
Jean: This one is for them hood girls, good girls, straight masterpiece! *turns and twerks*
Fairy: I'm too hot!
Erwin: Hot Damn
Fairy: Called the police and the fireman, I'm too hot!
Petra: Hot Damn *comes down from heaven*
Fairy: Make a dragon want to retire man, I'm too hot!
Annie: *turns into a titan and twerks fabulously* RAGGJDGUESM! (Hot Damn)
Fairy: Bitch say my name, you know who I am, I'm too hot!
Eren: Hot Damn
Fairy: Girls hit your hallelujah!
Levi: OOO!
Fairy: Girls hit you hallelujah!
Sasha: OOO!
Fairy: Girls hit your hallelujah!!
Connie: OOO!
Fairy: Cause uptown funk going to give it to you!
Ymir+Crista: Cause uptown funk going to give it to you, Cause uptown funk going to give it to you!
Reiner: Saturday night, and we in the spot!
Mikasa: DONT BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH!! *has a fabulous pink boa and sunglasses*
*everyone twerks and dances randomly, some having orgys, some not, some making out in the corner, and some crying about being lonely and depressed*
Armin: OOOOOOOOOKKKKKK....... *walks away slowly, blushing madly*
Hey guys, I'm so sorry for not updating this crack, I was just being a normal procrastinator...
Anyway, thank you guys SOO much for all the votes and the Reads, I really appreciate it, plus when i look up AOT Crack, I come up as the 3rd result! Thank you guys a lot, I really mean it!