((This is based on a video I saw on YouTube, so all credit goes to the creators of that video))
Levi: *in a bathtub, drunk off his ass*
Hanji: *finds Levi* Hey Ravioli!
Levi: My name isn't Ravioli.. *drinks more*
Hanji: Whatever, anyway, do you know where the rest of the survey corp is?
Levi: No and it's the Recon Corp..
Hanji: I'm 100% sure it's Survey..
Levi: Recon. *drinks more wine*
Hanji: Survey.
Levi: Recon.
Hanji: Survey!
Levi: Recon. *takes another swig of wine*
Hanji: Well, I'll ask Irvin then. *takes out her phone ((Because She CAN!)) and calls Irvin*
Levi: Whatever shitty glasses..
Hanji: *he picks up* Hey Commander Irvin, I gotta ask ya something....... Is our name the Recon Corp or Survey Corp?....... Ok... Alright... Thanks. *hangs up*
Levi: What did he say..?
Hanji: I WAS RIGHT!! Take that Ravioli!!
Levi: Whatever, just go get me Eren, I have an urge to punch something..
Hanji: *still victory dancing and gets Eren*
Eren: Y-yes Heichou?
Levi: *beats him up*
Eren: *screams like a little girl*
((So, the last part I made up, but the rest I did get from that video. It's not word for word, so it's not plagiarism!))
