Fairy: Ugh, my least favorite holiday.. 4th Of July..
Marco: ? You don't like Independence day?
Fairy: No, I'm not a patriotic person, I really don't like America, but since Gay Marriage was legalized nation-wide, I'm ok about America right now.
Jean: So, you basically hate America. *appears out of nowhere, cause this is the matrix*
Fairy: *looks at him weirdly, since he came out of nowhere* Uh, yeah I guess you can say that.. But hate is kinda a strong word. I would say more like... dislike very much.
American Patriots: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT 'MERICA!!! *has pitch forks and fire*
America: Hold your fire men!!!
Marco: Who the hell are you??
America: Duh, I'm the Hero, America!! *points his thumb at himself*
Jean: Why would someone make a country into a person?? That's stupid...
Fairy: *mutters: Says the one who is from a world where 15 meter titans exists...
America: Charge men!!
American Patriots: GAAAHHHH!!!!
*charges at everyone*
Fairy: *runs away screaming quite high*
Ya'll motherfuckers!!!
Marco: *takes out his rifle* Sorry fellas, but I'm freckled jesus!! *shoots them all* Take that!
Fairy: *pants from being tired* Anyways, I guess happy late independence day for all you guys who like america.
