huh?
"How about you let me fuck you whenever I want to so I don't arrest you for your bounty?"
ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS?!
"Excuse me?!" you yell.
"It's a simple deal honey!" he says.
"What if I don't want to take your stupid deal?"
"Then i'll arrest you right now and you can kiss your bounty goodbye! I mean are you really gonna give up your bounty that easily?"
they're right. it took me months to get this high of a bounty. i'm not gonna give it up this easy.
"...fine but if you happen to arrest me i'll ruin your life." you say.
"Ruin my life? What a joke! You're not as intimidating as you think you are sweetheart."
You roll your eyes.
"Don't roll your eyes at me now. Remember how I said I was tired earlier?" He says.
"Yes, why?" You say.
"Maybe some sex would make me feel more energized."
"Right now?! In the middle of an alleyway?"
"No idiot, back at my place. Its close from here so the walk shouldn't take long."
"Alright, lead the way."
