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So user @Temmiegotdrip asked in the last part if I could ask my mom if they could get a piece of 'dat ass'...I'm not fully sure what that means, but I'll record her response. Frisk, get ready to translate!

Asriel: *Switches on camera* Hey, Mom?

Toriel: *Turns around* Yes, my child?

Asriel: So someone on the..er, Undernet, wanted to ask you a question.

Toriel: Well, as long as it's not too personal. What was the question, Asriel?

Asriel: ...*Says in a rush* Canwegetapieceofdatass?

Toriel: *Gives him a strange look* I couldn't quite hear you, my child. Can you please continue?

Asriel: Well...they asked if they could get a ...piece of dat ass of yours.

Toriel: *Switches to similar amounts of anger from the Bratty incident*

And that is how my Undernet privileges were suspended for a week! At least I'm still allowed on Wattpad...I think.

But yeah, now that I understand what it is, it really seems like the worst way to follow up my first kiss being from Bratty on a dare.

No joke, as soon as I told her, she took me to church. In the middle of the night.

They have pretty good fruit juice though.

I have to go, Mom's taking me to church again and this time I think she's going to have a good long talk with the preacher about if my Internet exposure is unhealthy. As she's principal of the school, she talks to the church owners when she's looking for advice.

Frisk says she wants to talk to me afterwards, so I'll probably post again today. Later!

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