Chapter 2: Episode 1: Psych, Adam!

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Thoughts:'Thinking'

Speaking: "Talking"

Watching: Bold

As the screen turned on different thoughts went through everyone's mind, some were scared, others were angry, some were excited, and then people just didn't care. Ozpin stared at Salem the Grimm queen just looking at the screen with an apathetic look but he knew that wasn't true. He looked inside his mug of rich brown coffee at the top, his magic still worked as he could summon his coffee mug but if he tried to summon a shield or his cane it wouldn't come. 'The god somehow managed to dampen my magic' Ozpin sighed and relaxed in the recliner if he couldn't use his magic then there was a chance Salem couldn't either and they were trapped here anyway so might as well watch what's on the screen beside he thought 'watching another universe would be quite the experience'. White, big words suddenly started to appear on the screen

THIS UNIVERSE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART IT CONTAINS

SWEARING, BLOOD, AND GORE, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

Ruby nervously chuckled, blood, gore she hated that kind of stuff. Summer looked at Ruby and saw her face "Ruby, you sure you want to watch this?" she asked. Ruby took a deep breath and said "I'm fifteen, mom I can handle this kind of stuff" she gave off a dazzling smile. "Okay, I just wanted to know," Summer said "thank's mom" "of course sweetie". They looked back up at the screen and it said

IF YOU ARE HUNGRY JUST THINK OF WHAT YOU WANT TO EAT AND IT WILL COME

Yang looked at her table and thought 'Strawberry Sunrise' a margarita glass appeared with a yellow liquid and purple umbrella in the cupholder.

Yang picked it up and was about to take a sip but then Taiyang saw what she was about and yelled: "don't drink that!" "why not?" "because it has alcohol in it" he replied. "Oh, let the kid have a drink," Qrow told Taiyang "No, cause unlike you I don't give beer to minors". "So no drinking for you," Taiyang said sternly as the margarita in Yang's hand turned into a cup of coke, Yang pouted and looked at the coke in her hand sadly sipping it. The screen started flickering again as the screen started up.

[The scene starts with Monkey D. Luffy and Roranoa Zoro riding through the East Blue in their dinghy.]

Narrator: This is the story about a world of adventure, a sea full of excitement and a man full of dreams, and a passion that seeks to drive him to the top.

'This doesn't look gory' Cinder thought, raising an eyebrow at the scene. 'Maybe it isn't as bad as I thought' Ruby said to herself

Monkey D. Luffy: My name is Monkey D. Luffy and I'm gonna be king of the...

[The screen flickers with static to reveal a room full of bloody corpses and two vampires appearing to be cuddling.]

"Oh god!" Ms. Goodwitch exclaimed shocked at the horrible scene Ruby felt herself going green as did many others in the theater. 'They were weak' Raven thought 'so they died'. Team JNPR and CRDL weren't much better, both teams were going green at the sight 'Oooh, I'm going to be sick' Jaune thought. The adults in the front were shivering in rage. Ozpin grasped his tightly his mouth set to a crisp line as he summoned all of his self-control to not break the screen. The villainous audience at the back wasn't affected as bad but they were curious about the two people cuddling in the middle of the bodies. Salem didn't take any interest in the scene it was like a human looking at an ant did the human care about the ant, no. Adam took joy in the scene, the humans, their oppressors dead, it brought a smile to his face. Blake in horror at the death, her face gaping. Sienna glared at the screen, while she hated humans she didn't want innocents to be killed, only the ones that wronged them.

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