[INTRO]
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[open on Russel happily abusing his new power and position]
Russel: For ye are the temple of the living God! As God hath said, "I will dwell in them, and walk in them, and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them and be ye separate," sayeth the Lord. "And touch not the unclean thing, and I will receive you!"
What does that mean?" Ruby asked.
"There quotes from the bible... I think" Summer told her.
Boy: Mommy? What's that man talking about?
Russel: Yes, my poor Christians, we have come to save you!
"Maybe they aren't actually evil?" Ruby said.
"Then what was with the ending to episode 6?" Yang asked.
"We could have interpreted it wrong" Ruby answered.
"Man: Hooray, it's the Catholic Church!
Russel: FROM YOURSELVES!
Man: Oh, no, it's the Catholic Church..
"Nope, sorry Ruby you were wrong," Yang told her.
"Aaaaw" Ruby whined at her mistake.
[Iscariot forces begin assaulting London]
Russel: Yes! Cleanse the Earth of these sinners! May the Lord have mercy, for I. HAVE. NONE!
"Wow, he's gone batshit crazy" Qrow noticed.
[cut to Weiss and company witnessing this]
Weiss: You know, I think your boy Russel's letting his new authority get to his head a little.. you should probably have a talk with him.
"Yes you should," Weiss said agreeing with her other-self.
Coco: He's.. he's just under a lot of pressure!
"Why am I defending that bastard?" Coco asked rhetorically.
Russel: You do not deserve God's MERCY! If He will not turn you to the afterlife, THEN I WILL!
Coco: I mean, words only have as much meaning as we give them!
"Yes cause that's open to interpretation," Weiss said.
Russel: Sinners will be allowed no quarter! Kill them all! LET GOD SORT THEM OUT!
"Okay Russ your becoming pretty terrifying here," Sky told his friend unnerved by his insanity.
Weiss: You're right! A lot open to interpretation there.
"See, other me agrees!" Weiss told herself rhetorically.
Coco: Perhaps one of us should have a talk with him..
Russel: I SHALL BE THE NEW GOD OF THIS WORLD!
