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"Whooo, I'm doing the disclaimer! ~" Nora sang.
"Why is there a disclaimer anyway?" Weiss questioned.
"Who's Kouta Hirano?" Ruby asked.
"I don't think the name relates to color" Pyrrha.
OKAY YOU GUYS ARE GOING WAY TO DEEP, MEMORY WIPE!
Suddenly everyone's of the conversation was forgotten as they remember their objective was to watch the show.
MAN: Oh come on love, show us your tits! (gets slapped). Well, she declined. Now, let's get pissed.
"Well that's sounds like almost every gang in TV," Sun said.
"It seems like no matter the universe, corruption always to seems to invade human hearts," Ozpin said before taking a long sip from his mug. Unbeknownst to him, Salem had heard what he said.
'looking down from your tower' Salem thought annoyed.
MAN 2: Hey Mate. What's the last thing you thought you'd ever see in the night sky?
MAN: Oh, that's... that's a deep question, man, I—-
MAN 2: No, no, cause it's blimps.
"The White Fang must making there move!" Ruby shouted.
All the while Adam smiled as the audience looked in growing horror 'Soon these humans will learn what it feels like to be treated as a slave' Adam thought.
ADAM: Gentlemen! Ve have made it! (the White Fang's all cheer) Alright! Achtung! Achtung!
BANE: Woo-wooooo!
MAJOR: Bane, Bane, bring it down a notch.
Adam exhaled a sigh before smiling Bane was always excitable especially when talking about culling filthy humans.
BANE: Woooo.
ADAM: Now: Herr Doktor, Captain, First Lieutenant, und our fabulous mascot; please, lead us off!
"I AM NOT A MASCOT!" Blake shouted at Adam.
MERLOT: Of course. Everyone, thank-you for coming to the mandatory pre-war seminar. Please open your World War III pamphlets to page 3, as the first two pages merely contain a foreword from Nicholas Cage.
"Who's Nicholas Cage?" Ruby asked.
"who knows, but if he's associated with the White Fang, he must be some sort of criminal," Weiss said.
ADAM: Ve have an exciting itinerary of ze evening events. Tonight, ve annihilate LONDON!
Ironwood gulped "Just how many people live in London," he asked their host.
ABOUT 3,700,000 PEOPLE.
Almost everyone gasped Adam was going to kill... all those people.
WHITE FANG GRUNT: Uh, ALL of London?
ADAM: ALL of London! Buckingham Palace? Laid to vaste. Big Ben? Toppled to ze GROUND!
