Drabbles (Sorry)

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Look, I'm blanc(sorry) at the moment. I can't think of a chapter so feast on random cheese whiz for now.

Adrien: My father got me this top.

Nino: Ok-

Alya: Adrien, your father didn't buy Marinette.

Adrien and Nino:

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Marc: I'm gay.

Alix: We knew.

Marc: ...For Nathaniel.

Marinette: wE kNeW!

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Chloe: Ridiculous Utterly-

Zoe: Please stop saying that. It's getting old-

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Nathaniel: If your girlfriend jumps off a building, would you?

Luka: Yes.

Nathaniel:

Nathaniel: LUKA NO

Kagami: I'm flattered but NO-

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Adrien: BUGABOO!

Marinette: Blind a$$ shitty blonde.

Adrien: :(

Marinette:

Marinette: That I love so much.

Adrien: :D

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Rando girl: Hey there~

Nino:

Nino: Ah shi-

Alya: Get out of here before I TEAR OFF YOUR FACE AND WEAR YOUR SKIN AS A COAT-

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Marc: Hey guys-

Alya: D*mmit. I lost.

Nino: *accidentally hits head* Ow sh*t!

Alix: NATH YOU F*CKER!

Nathaniel: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!

Adrien: D*mn...

Luka: Whole a$$ chaos.

Kagami: You enjoy it dumba$$.

Chloe: F*ck you all.

Marinette: Shut up dipsh*ts I'm trying to sleep.

Marc: *scared for his life* Why is everyone swearing?

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Zoe: *staring into Marinette's soul*

Marinette: Do you need anything Zoe?

Zoe: How?

Marinette: How what?

Zoe: How are you suuuuuper nice angel of kindness but then when provoked you turn into a demon?

Marinette: Depends. Example, what that a compliment or an insult-

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Alya: Hey.

Adrien: What is Marinette doing?

Alya: She's singing Hero Too from MHA while having a mental breakdown while trying to figure out how make weaponized playing cards.

Adrien: Ok- Wait...WEAPONIZED PLAYING CARDS?! HOW?!

Alya: Leave Mari's miracles outta this.

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Luka, coming in Juleka's room: Hey, come with me to the hospital, I got stabbed.

Juleka: Are you ok?

Luka: I-

Luka: Ok? What do you mean by that- I got stabbed. Do I look ok?

Juleka: I was just asking-

Luka: I'm already bleeding out but you're still gonna ask me if I'm ok?

Juleka: Why? Are you not ok?

Luka: What? Oh no, I'm fine. It's just a  scratch directly in the gut. Yeah. Just ice would work. Sorry for bothering.

Juleka: Ok?

Luka: D*mn b*tch.

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Kagami: What's up with you?

Alya: I'm not happy anymore because I GOT MORE STRESSED WITH MY BEST FRIEND'S LOVE LIFE RATHER THAN MY OWN!

Kagami, rewatching Kaitou Joker for the 100th time: And you thought venting to me was a good idea why?

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Marinette: Marcaniel.

Marinette: DJWifi.

Marinette: Lukagami.

Marinette: Adrienette x THERAPY! :)

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