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YN is at the central bank with his service record and a few documents. YN gets to the front of the line and alarmed the teller due to the fact that he is wearing a uniform that has not been seen for over one thousand years.

YN: I would like to cash in for my overtime and my paycheck.

Teller: What do you mean?

YN: I have been serving since the Great War and I haven't taken a sick day or a holiday so I am here to cash in on my service.

Teller: That is impossible, that would make you over one thousand years old.

YN: I am actually one thousand and ninety-eight years old but that is beside the point. I have been serving for one thousand and seventy-eight years and I demand my compensation for my service.

Teller: I'll just get my manager.

The teller goes off and brings back the manager.

Manager: So you have been serving since the Great War?

YN: Yes.

Manager: Ok just let me run the numbers. Alright, that would be a total of, ONE MILLION LIEN!

YN: You forgot to do that step so that would actually be one billion Lien. and the overtime would make that one and a half billion Lien.

The manager then runs off and brings him back a suitcase full of Lien. YN opens the case and then turns to the manager.

YN: Can I open an account.

Manager: why not.

YN: Wait a second, I think my old account is still good.

The manager opens up YN's account and realizes that with interest there is over half a billion Lien. YN deposits the Lien and then he goes back to Beacon but on the way, he stopped off at a real estate agent.

YN: I am looking for a house, preferably in a nice neighborhood.

Real estate agent: Well there is one, It comes pre-furnished in the style that was popular around the time of the Great War and it is one of the oldest buildings in the city due to the fact that it was built just before the Great War.

YN: This sounds perfect. How big is it?

Real estate agent: It is a fifty five room building with twelve foot high ceilings totaling at a massive twelve thousand square feet. It also sits on twelve acres and has a ten car garage with a workspace. It is only a mile from Beacon University and a mile and a half to the city center.

YN: This is wonderful. but how much does it cost?

Real estate agent: I think it is a bit out of your price range.

YN: Try me.

Real estate agent: It costs seventy five million Lien.

YN: Alright.

Real estate agent: Your joking, aren't you?

YN: Not in the slightest. Also, keeping such a home clean would require a host of maids, do you know anyone?

Real estate agent: I do not know of anyone, but if I find out I'll give you a call.

YN then buys the townhouse and then goes to inspect his new purchase. On the way he calls team RWBY to see if they want to investigate his new property.

YN: Hey Ruby, I recently purchased a home and I was wondering if you guys would want to inspect it with me.

Ruby: It is a slow day so why not. Just give us the address and we will meet you there.

YN: Alright, it is 143 west 21st street.

Ruby: Isn't that the expensive part of town

YN: Yes, yes it is.

Team RWBY goes to YN's new home and they are startled by the opulence.

Team RWBY goes to YN's new home and they are startled by the opulence

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Ruby: Wow YN lives here. He must be rich.

Blake: It looks like a castle.

Yang: This place looks like It has been standing for over a thousand years.

YN walks towards them.

YN: That is because It has. It was standing when I first joined up. I saw that house and I promised myself that one day I would buy myself a house and now I have.

Weiss: Do you need to buy furniture for it?

YN: Nope, the previous owner had left the furnature and it it all authentic or replicas of furnature that was popular during the Great War.

Yang: So everything inside is left over from when you just volunteered.

YN: It is like a time capsule. So shall we go inside.

They open the doors and they go inside.

They open the doors and they go inside

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Ruby: WOW.

Yang: No friggin way.

Blake: How can you afford this?

Weiss: Reminds me of home.

YN: I cashed in my service and overtime.

They explore YN's new home and then Ruby and Yang get an idea.

Ruby: Hey YN could we stay here with you.

YN: Ok.

Yang: Look I knew you would say no but our dorm room is so cramped. Wait, did you say ok?

YN: Yeah.

Ruby: Why?

YN: This house is far too big for just me, It would be nice to have someone to share it with.

Blake: At that rate, can we stay as well?

YN: I see no reason why not. As long as you all work to keep this house clean and in working order.

Ruby: Yay we have a new home.

Weiss: It will be just like my home in Atlas.

Blake: Yeah except you will have to work.

Yang just laughed at the last remark.

YN: Yes, you all have a new home, provided that you help run it.

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