An insight into the Australian lifestyle behind the stereotypes that are shoved into ya mind.
This book is created for mere humour and also for those curious.
Message some questions and I'm happy to answer,
Now hop on a kangaroo and off we go.....
When I say Maggie's, I referred to magpies of course. You thought the bin chickens were bad? Well at least they don't voluntarily attack you!
Spring is magpie season. Because of course they're laying their eggs and having their babies. If you go within 10 meters of a magpies tree, consider yourself enemy number 1. Doesn't matter if you didn't even know there was a nest in there! Don't think they just give up after a whole either. Nope! They'll follow you for at least a kilometre.
What do they do you might ask?
They swoop ya!
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Goes for the eyes and the top of the head. If you're going for a walk in spring, I recommend finding a large stick to carry on your journey, or wear some sunnies on the back of you head. Cause these bastards like to attack you from behind. For some entertainment, search up 'magpie swooping' on tik tok. You won't regret it!
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