Fake it till you make it - Lucathy

17 - Second voice

  "Lucas, Let's be frie-"

  "Ew! Who delivered this drink!" Someone yelled intrupting me.

  'Get up and walk towards lena.' I did as my second voice told me to.

  'Rise your hand and say "I did"' My second voice commanded.

  "I did." I said raising my hand grabbing Lena's attention.

  "Why is it warm?" Lena said looking damn mad at me.

  '"Because I had to go and pick up those drinks myself."'

  "Because I had to go and pick up those drinks myself."

  "Then couldn't you be faster?" Lena complained.

  '"I apologize for trying to help out, I'm afraid I'm incompetent enough to do this errand girl job that I wasn't hired to do."' my second voice said.

  "I apologize for trying to help out, I'm afraid I'm incompetent enough to do this errand girl job that I wasn't hired to do." I said adding on with a smile.

  "Yeah this is how dumb you are, can't believe I'm putting up with your stupidity." Lena said.

  '"Look around and point to your self then say "Your talking to me?"'

  I looked around acting to be innocent.

  Then I looked back and Lena.

  "Me?" I said pointing one finger to myself.

  "Duh! Who else?" Lena said rolling her eyes.

  '"Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you were talking to yourself."'

  "Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you were talking to yourself."I rebutted.

  "Ugh! Who hired her, we don't need a blind person on set." Lena said I could see she was fuming but she was keeping it in.

  'Shes good at this.' I could help but admire her a little bit, I can't put up a fight like this.

  That's why right now my second voice is doing the talking not me.

  '"Blind? I think we need to call a doctor, actually no. We should just call the ambulance, she seems to not be seeing things right, I think she needs medical attention."'

  "Blind? I think we need to call a doctor, actually no. We should just call the ambulance, she seems to not be seeing things right, I think she needs medical attention." I said faking a worried voice.

  "Yes indeed we need an ambulance but, it won't be for me but for you." Lena finally broke and tried to slap me.

  '"Move to your left, she's a right-handed she is going to try and use her right hand so you should move to your left and say "actually I think we need the ambulance and the cops, she's seriously unstable"'

  I swiftly moved to my left and effectively doged her hand.

  "Actually I think we need the ambulance and cops, she's seriously unstable." I said faking a worried voice.

  "Why you little." She tried to punch me this time.

  'Move to your right, she's not dumb she will use her left hand this time. Move to your right put your hand on her shoulder and say "Don't worry Lena, we will get you some help soon ok?"'

  I did as my second voice told me to.

  I'm not strong.

  But I am fast.