Izuku's pro hero family (UA staff chat)

Part 1

God- Nezu
Bendover- Midnight
ICraveSleep- Eraserhead
Drac- Vlad King
Shoot- Snipe
Clones- Ectoplasm
SkinnyBuff- All Might
KissKiss- Recovery Girl
TonyStark- Powerloader
Wall- Cementoss
SpaceRuler- Thirteen
Woof- Hound dog
FoodFood- Lunch Rush
Wingling- Hawks
Flamethrower- Endeavour
T/F- Tsukachi
BroccoliBun: Izuku
Screech- Present Mic

God has created a group chat
God has added Bendover, AlwaysTired, Drac, Shoot and 10 others to the chat.

God: Hello, everyone.

AlwaysTired: Not again

Screech: Heck YEAHH!!!!!

Screech has changed AlwaysTired's name to DieForCoffee

Bendover has changed Screech's name to Mic Wazowski

Mic Wazowski: HEY!

Mic Wazowski has changed their name to YEAH!!

DieForCoffee: I'm too tired for this

YEAH!!: Aw! Don't be like that, Sho!

Bendover: Lighten up Caterpillar!

DieForCoffee: why am I here?

God: I've created this chat so all of us can share information and connect with each other.

SkinnyBuff: I AM HERE!!
SkinnyBuff: I BELIEVE THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA.
SkinnyBuff: HAHAHA!

Shoot: did he just…

Clones: Yes. He did.

DieForCoffee has changed their name to ICraveSleep

ICraveSleep: Why is HE here, again? Why am *I* here?

God: I've already stated my reason. Since you are a part of the staff, you must be present.

ICraveSleep: my username.. literally..

Wingling and Flamethrower are online

Wingling: Heyo! Why was I added to this chat?

Flamethrower: I would like to know the same.

God: Because I added you. BWAHAHA

Wingling: Yes sir.

Flamethrower:....

Wall: Am I the only one who observed an unknown number here? Who is BroccoliBun?

God: It seems I have added a stranger to this chat by accident.

ICraveSleep: Well, shouldn't you remove them?

God: I would like to see who they are first.

ICraveSleep:....
ICraveSleep: Why do I bother?

Bendover: Well, let's get this over with then.
Bendover: @BroccoliBun

YEAH!!: I'll help you out!
YEAH!!: @BroccoliBun

Wall: @BroccoliBun

Drac: @BroccoliBun

YEAH!!:....
YEAH!!: How long have you been here?

Drac: since the beginning.

Shoot: @BroccoliBun

KissKiss: let me help
KissKiss: @BroccoliBun

BroccoliBun is online

YEAH!!: Finally!!

BroccoliBun: Hello! I'm sorry to bother you but why am I in an unknown group chat?

Bendover: So polite~

God: Who are you?

BroccoliBun:...
BroccoliBun: Why would I reveal my identity to a stranger?

God: Point

Bendover: Smart too~

ICraveSleep: stop with the ~

Bendover: No~

BroccoliBun:....
BroccoliBun:....

YEAH!!: @BroccoliBun What's wrong?

BroccoliBun:....

Bendover: uh?

BroccoliBun: OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!
BroccoliBun: PRESENT MIC-SAN!! MIDNIGHT SAN!! OHMYGOD!!

YEAHH!!: Wow!...

Bendover: How did you-

BroccoliBun: well, I did a backread and figured out Present Mic-san's name when Midnight-san changed his name to Mic Wazowski and I figured out Midnight-san because… her username and the fact that she is chill with Present Mic-san because they were college friends.

YEAH!!:....

Bendover:....

God: Interesting.

TonyStark: ….

God: How old are you?

BroccoliBun: I cannot provide you all those details Nezu-san. I know you'll figure out my identity anyway.

God: Is that a challenge I smell?

BroccoliBun: If you want it to be…

Shoot: Oh NO!!

Clones: no no no no..

BroccoliBun: OMGOMGOMG!!
BroccoliBun: I can't believe I'm in the UA staff Chat!!

Drac: How did you know that? The chat isn't even named yet. Also, how did you know that it was Nezu?

BroccoliBun: Well, Nezu-san is UA's principal and more or less like a god in UA. As for the chat, since Present Mic-san, Midnight-san and the others are here, it was quite obvious.

Drac:....

TonyStark:....

Shoot:....

Wingling:....

Flamethrower:.....

BroccoliBun: OMG! HAWKS IS HERE TOO! EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T TEACH AT UA!!
BroccoliBun: and oh! Endeavour is here as well.

Bendover: Is that disappointment I sense~?

Wingling: Hello @BroccoliBun! You sure are intriguing.

BroccoliBun: @Wingling OMG THANKS HAWKS-SAN!
BroccoliBun: @Bendover 乁| ･ 〰 ･ |ㄏ

Bendover: You're cute~

Flamethrower: Who the fuck asked your opinion, Broccoli whatever. No one cares.

BroccoliBun: I'd be surprised if YOU of all people did <(￣︶￣)>

Shoot: ooh!

YEAH!!: Ouch!

God: Oh?

Flamethrower: W.H.A.T?!

God: Enough

Flamethrower:....

BroccoliBun: Omg! I'm so sorry! I guess I've spoken more than I should!

Flamethrower: Apology denied

BroccoliBun: Who said I apologized to you? I was apologising to Nezu-san.

YEAH!!: BURN!!

Clones: wow.

BroccoliBun: Oh no! I'm sorry.. really.. I'm not a fan of Endeavour. I've crossed my line. It was an honor meeting you all! Bye!

BroccoliBun left the chat

(A/N I totally missed Mic in the chat names list! Can't believe I didn't observe that! @That-Crazy-Dog-Lady, thank you so much for pointing out!!!)