♡𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗤𝗨𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦

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Lisa: *breathes*
Jiu: "MY BABY IS ALL GROWN"

Soobin: "Noona why are you crying"
Jiu: *wipes tears* "I'm just allergic to angels"
Soobin: "how are you alive if you're allergic to yourself?"
Jiu: *Sobs loudly*

*AT JIUJIN'S MARRIAGE*

Jin: "thank you so much for allowing to marry the love of my life, I'll protect my baby-"
Jisoo: "SHUT UP WE WERE WITH HER THESE MANY YEARS! YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL HER BABY, SHE'S OUR BABY YOU IDIOT"
Jiu: "Jisoo, I swear to god-"


Jiu: *crying* "Yoongi ah he beated me"
YG: *goes to him* "Why did you beat her now say sorry fast" *calmly*
That man: *rolls eyes* "sorry or whatever"
Jiu: *hums in baby* "You can go"
Jiu fell asleep after sometime
Yoongi: "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH HER YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE A DEAD MEAT NOW"
And..... Done




Jiu: "babe can you get that salt for me"
Jin: "here-"
Jisoo: "HERE-"
Baekhyun: "here-"
Irene: "Here-"
Moonbyul: *pops out of nowhere with salt* "here you go baby"
Jin: "How-"





Jin: *comes out of room shirtless after a LONG NIGHT~*
Jimin: "Hyung what were you both doing last night hmm?" *Teasing*
Jk: "they fucked"
Jin: "jeON JUNGKOOK! LANGUAGE!"




A random person: "eww I hate Harry Potter"
Jiu: *pops in front of the person with a knife* "Say that again"




Jennie: "no one loves me"
Jiu: "Are you sure 'bout that?"
Jennie: *nods*
Jiu: *points to herself* "ARE YOU FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT!?"

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