It was another night in saint canard, darkwing was on his own patrolling the city. Launchpad was on some business trip, so darkwing went alone, he was on his cycle. Looking for criminals but the city was quite and clean, perhaps too quiet to him.
Darkwing: hmm it's only been 1 hour and their are no signs of any criminals, but never the less, no criminal mastermind shall escape from darkwing duck
Just then as he was distracted, he didn't see a large large drumstick shaped bat hitting in his chest.
Thud
Darkwing: ugh
He was thrown out of his cycle and sent flying into a hard oak tree.
Crack
Darkwing: ow
he then pass out but not before seeing two flappy legs walking towards him. Then two flabby arms grabbed him by his coat and picked him.
The day after darkwing's kidnapping, launchpad came back.
Launchpad: hey DW I'm back, so I been gone, I had to see an old friend
He walks inside the house only, to find darkwing not anywhere in sight.
Launchpad: uh, DW, drake where are ya
Gosalyn was at a summer camp with honker, so house was empty.
Launchpad: huh maybe he's out fighting crime, I better go find him
So launchpad heads out to find him, meanwhile somewhere in a meat locker. Darkwing duck was being hanged up by a hook, his hands tied, hanging inches up in the air between two frozen tenderized meats.
Darkwing: oh where am I, huh
When he opened his eyes, he was shocked to find himself in the meat locker.
Darkwing: (gasp) what the
He struggles to free himself when his captor finally reveals themselves, walking up to him.
Darkwing: (gasp)
He saw and it was none other than-
Darkwing: Isis Vanderchill
She was wearing a mink coat, with a dark blue long sleeve shirt, black leggings, white boots and black gloves and her hair was different. she walked up to him smiling sinisterly. Carrying a small bag.
Isis: hello my love
Darkwing: hello to you too, you frozen hippopotamus
She became cross with him then smiles again.
Darkwing: what do you want miss chill
Isis: well after you locked me up in jail I so upset at you, I then escaped and I decided to give you a second chance, so I kidnapped you and brought you here
He looks around confused in a meat locker.
Darkwing: and why?
Isis: why to force you too marry me
She pulls out an engagement ring
Darkwing: m-marriage
The words marriage shocked him as she brought it closer to him.
Isis: think about it darling
He then glares back.
Darkwing: never, your out of your frozen mind if you think I'll ever marry someone like you
She then puts the ring back then heads back to the door.
Isis: then you'll stay in here until you change your mind
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Duckanuary
RandomHurt/comfort/agony/angst Stories about saint canards dark knight, darkwing duck