I got this idea from the help of Trishabeakens
I don't owe kimbra Trishabeakens doesIn the city of saint canard, darkwing duck and launchpad were about make acquaintance with an old foe fictional villain that is about to become real to reality.
It was morning and launchpad has have a day off from the Mcduck family's he plans to spend it with drake, they were walking in the streets of saint canard.
Drake: I'm glad we could spend time together, we never get together, we'll not unless we were patrolling together
Launchpad: me too drake and I was thinking-
Just then a dog in a trench coat and fedora bumped in between them.
Thud
Launchpad/drake: AH!!
Drake: hey watch where you going
They dog make a serious glare and stands facing backwards at him.
Bud: oh I'm terribly sorry, I do hope there was a way for my too make it up to you, like
He removes his coat to reveal him wearing a brown suit, his hair was short and black, he had long ears and his fur was gray, he was holding two bottles of water, labeled Flud's purified water.
Bud: interesting you two of flud's purified water
He then wraps his arm around drake's shoulders as he was a surprisingly look.
Bud: are you thirst, craving for something wet and wild, well try flud's purified water, flud's water will quench your thirst
He throws the water bottle at him and he nearly drops it.
Bud: here all one, it's on the house
Drake: ooh, um thanks
Bud: and be sure to buy flud's purified water at your local grocery stores
He walks up the two ducks watch him then look down at the bottle to see a picture of a wet dog.
Drake: that was weird
Launchpad: yeah, who was that
Drake: oh don't mind him that's just bud flood owner and C. E. O. of Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company
Launchpad: oh and there supposed to be big
Drake: well yeah flud's water bottle company is the hottest seller of water bottles, he's shocking salesman, do you know how many water bottles I had to buy from him, whoa
He then noticed launchpad looking at the water bottle and hands it to him.
Drake: here, you need it more then I do
Launchpad: hey thanks drake, I am pretty thirsty
He drinks the water and they continued to walk.
Launchpad: hey drake
Drake: yeah
Launchpad: what makes his company the hottest sellers
Drake: well most of his competitions water company are-well their water are no good
Launchpad: how no good
Drake: the water can make you sick
Launchpad: oh yikes
Meanwhile at flud's Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company, flud's company was hitting low when a new water bottle company called barksdale spring water comes in and starts ruining his business.
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