Drowning in my enemy's water

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I got this idea from the help of Trishabeakens
I don't owe kimbra Trishabeakens does

In the city of saint canard, darkwing duck and launchpad were about make acquaintance with an old foe fictional villain that is about to become real to reality.

It was morning and launchpad has have a day off from the Mcduck family's he plans to spend it with drake, they were walking in the streets of saint canard.  

Drake: I'm glad we could spend time together, we never get together, we'll not unless we were patrolling together

Launchpad: me too drake and I was thinking-

Just then a dog in a trench coat and fedora bumped in between them.

Thud

Launchpad/drake: AH!!

Drake: hey watch where you going

They dog make a serious glare and stands facing backwards at him.

Bud: oh I'm terribly sorry, I do hope there was a way for my too make it up to you, like

He removes his coat to reveal him wearing a brown suit, his hair was short and black, he had long ears and his fur was gray, he was holding two bottles of water, labeled Flud's purified water.

Bud: interesting you two of  flud's purified water

He then wraps his arm around drake's shoulders as he was a surprisingly look.

Bud: are you thirst, craving for something wet and wild, well try flud's purified water, flud's water will quench your thirst

He throws the water bottle at him and he nearly drops it.

Bud: here all one, it's on the house

Drake: ooh, um thanks

Bud: and be sure to buy flud's purified water at your local grocery stores

He walks up the two ducks watch him then look down at the bottle to see a picture of a wet dog.

Drake: that was weird

Launchpad: yeah, who was that

Drake: oh don't mind him that's just bud flood owner and C. E. O. of  Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company

Launchpad: oh and there supposed to be big

Drake: well yeah flud's water bottle company is the hottest seller of water bottles, he's shocking salesman, do you know how many water bottles I had to buy from him, whoa

He then noticed launchpad looking at the water bottle and hands it to him.

Drake: here, you need it more then I do

Launchpad: hey thanks drake, I am pretty thirsty

He drinks the water and they continued to walk.

Launchpad: hey drake

Drake: yeah

Launchpad: what makes his company the hottest sellers

Drake: well most of his competitions water company are-well their water are no good

Launchpad: how no good

Drake: the water can make you sick

Launchpad: oh yikes

Meanwhile at flud's  Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company, flud's company was hitting low when a new water bottle company called barksdale spring water comes in and starts ruining his business.

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