This is dedicated to Kathleen for giving me the chocolate idea! You are an epic idea-giver-person!
~SS
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Part 9- Mending a Broken Failure
You have no will power. You can't believe how shortly that lasted and how much you spazed during the time.
Of course you're sad (you're among the most failed people in the world). You think up ways you could fix this epic sadness.
1) Eat chocolate- Done (you've just gain ten pounds!)
2) Make other people happy. At least people don't write threatening messages if you're nice to them (probably).
You write nice messages (hey nice story!) (kewl name!) (waiting for more :D). Fan people (I fanned u!) (hi look it's ur new fan!). Vote (voted!) (I voted for this).
People seem to like your being nice to them over being a plagiarist. You're even nice to the people who write tacky vampire stories (Seriously! Why do vampire stories get so many votes?!)
By the end of the day you've fanned 348 people, voted 923 times, and written 249 comments. All in six hours! (Yay?) So far 347 happy people! (The one not included actually didn't want you to be their fan and started to cuss their brains out. Uh, okay... so much for the not threatening when you're nice...)
Someone even fanned you! OMG!
At least you don't fail at making people happy!
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Story of a Failed Writer
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