Inside a castle Abbey handed the King a piece of paper with the writing on it
Dot: This is the Magna Carta Your Majesty. Your salvation. Simply sign it swiftly and sedition is certain to subside.
King John: this is silly.
Yakko: Silly! Very good. Let us explain
Abbey: through song!
Dot: Don't be coil Johnny Boy. We have seen what you've decreed. You've taxed and pillaged every village and ignored their every need
Wakko: So we wrote the Magna Carta
Yakko: Which is Latin for Great Charter
Abbey: And you do well lest folk rebel to sign this clever creed.
Yakko: The British aisles will have fair trials and I'll tell you what's more neither King nor Son nor anyone will be above the Law
Wakko: So if you're to have a hope
Dot: To win the blessings of the Pope
Yakko: You can't decline you'll have to sign or face a civil war.
Abbey: don't forget there will still be so much more
Dot: you'll be vexed. This deed's effects will for be on this region. You can stamp and shout and whine about this blatant act of treason
Wakko: But we demand habeas corpus.
Yakko: Meaning tyrants should be cautious.
Dot: No more arrest at the King's behest. For now you'll need a reason.
Wakko: Unless you're craving 1 more bathing, and race legal restitution. Church and State will separate or there'll be regal revolution
Abbey: And the message then will spread
Yakko: Like liberty butter on freedom bread
Wakko: To the ages to the pages of the U.S. Constitution.
Yakko: In 800 years through peoples' cheers these words will further travel to 1 class recessed by craftsmen to ensure their reigns unravel.
Dot: Rights were granted at our birth
Yakko: To every corner of the Earth
Abbey: now you know what it's worth
Wakko: From United Nations' declarations
The Warner's and abbey: Down to every judges gavel!
Yakko: ok that has to work.
King John: what is the United Nations? And what is the US constitution? And what on earth is liberty butter?!
Yakko: listen buddy just sign or get off the throne.
Abbey: it's that easy!
Dot: yeah I mean surely you'll do anything to prevent another Civil War.
King John: I'd do anything to prevent another song
Dot: good enough! Just sign here
The king signed the paper
Wakko: we did it! And there's still a little time left in the chapter.
Abbey: well that was pretty fast.
Dot: what should we do now?
Yakko: how about one more quick song?
King John: no! Anything but that!
The king jumped out the window
Yakko: good night everybody!
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Totally Insane-y
HumorMeet abbey she is best friends with the Warner's and the daughter of hello nurse. Even though abbey is not related to Yakko wakko and dot she can still be just as Animanie and Totally insane-y as they are
