Totally Insane-y

Rug of war

Yakko wakko dot and abbey walk inside an abandoned garage that had a bunch of random stuff inside

Dot: it's perfect!

Everyone started using all the stuff. Yakko sat in an office chair

Yakko: whoa! a professional office chair!

The chair fell apart because of how old it was. Abbey found a wedding dress that was just her size

Abbey: this is pretty and it's my size. What a weird coincidence.

Yakko: you should keep it for when we married.

Abbey: but I'll be a grown up by then. The dress won't fit anymore. Hold on did you say we-

Yakko stopped dot from ripping up an old rug before abbey could continue

Yakko: Wait that's not just any old rug! That's the Bayeux Tapestry

Dot: Bayeux?

Wakko: bless you

Dot: thanks

The Warner's and abbey all jumped in Bayeux Tapestry and became even more 2-D than usual

Wakko: I feel different do you?

Dot: yeah. We've always been a little two dimensional but this is ridiculous.

Abbey: what do we do now?

Yakko: I'm so glad you asked abbey! this Tapestry tells the story of William the Conqueror the first Norman King of England!

The four of them heard music in the background

Dot: oh god...

Yakko: Well, the Normans conquered England in the year 1066
Back when Dentists weren't a thing and everyone had fleas and ticks.
To commemorate the battle and their courage in the fight
The Normans made the Bayeux Tapestry whose tale I'll now recite!
Oh King Edward he was this guy he was Ruler, King and Czar
But the apples from his family tree had fallen pretty far.
When he passed away those leeches didn't even wait a day
They all went in for the scepter like a Vegas Night Buffet!
This guy Harold, earl of Sussex, who is rocking this goatee
Put his hand up high and swore, "Edward gave England to me."
So he had the Archie Bishop go ahead and crown him King
But our hero said no thanks to kissing Harold's stupid ring!
William of Normandy, on France's Shore,
Duke since the age of 12 and hungry for more.
He made a claim upon the Throne flakier than a Croissant,
So his name would live forever in this fun and nifty font.
Now with Harold the usurper Will was wondering how to cope
Then he noticed Halley's Comet and thought "That looks pretty dope!
It's the Universe commanding me to make all England mine
so I'll bring some boats and horses and a jug of two or wine!"
Good old Willy had an Army, was at least 10,000 strong.
They marched every day in chainmail more annoying than a thong.
Yes, their thighs were really chafing and their helmets far too tight.
Maybe that's why up in Hastings they torched everything in sight!
In the middle of the battle, things were going down the drain,
'cause the Normans heard a nasty rumor that their Duke was slain.
So then Willie took his helmet off to show he was alive,
And the rest is TL;DR

Abbey: too long didn't read.

Yakko: but the gist is Harold died...

Wakko: Oh that's sad.

The Warners and abbey: William the Conqueror, he stole our hearts,
Burned down our houses and our horses and our tarps!
With his brothers Bob and Odo he had sailed across the Sea,
Sure he killed alot of people but that's ancient history!
William the Conqueror, he was so neat,
When enemies mocked him, he cut off their feet!
He's probably getting tortured down in Hades by some ghoul,
But he's related to Elizabeth that's why we think he's cool!

Yakko: Now that's a crash course in the Tapestry you'll never learn in school!

They all jumped out of the tapestry

Wakko: OK I'm convinced the Bayeux tapestry is going in the keep pile

Abbey: now Yakko did you say 'when we get married'?

Yakko: Uhhhhh... i'll answer in the next chapter since we're out of time.

Abbey: wait wh-

The end