Rome Sweet Rome

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Ralph threw Yakko wakko dot and abbey into the throne room while Nero was sitting on his throne

Ralph: these four won't pay their taxes!

Nero: what?! This is against the- wait are they members of a really rich ruling family?

Ralph: uhh no...

Nero: this is against the law! You must listen to me because I'm the emperor!

Yakko: your the emperor? You look taller in the statues.

Wakko: is your hair real?

Dot: are those your real hands? They're so small!

Abbey: what do you have to say about the many many complaints your subjects have?

She started recording him using her phone

Nero: yes I am the great Nero! I have Royal blood on both sides! Loyal subjects you see...

He started playing the violin and abbey stopped recording

Nero: I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor
I overspend and overtax and overthrow my treasurer
I marry family members from my cousin to my stepsister
I'm always right I'm never wrong just ask this neutral senator

Senator: That is correct.

Nero: Through sound investigation by Praetorian Inquisitors
My mother and my brother were revealed to be conspirators
But mother dear's no longer here this bust helps me remember her
I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor

Yakko: He fiddles while the city burns he rules with fear tyrannical

Dot: He's lazy, brutish, and ill-willed, he thinks that he's infallible

Wakko: His hands are small, he steals from Gaul, his writing's ungrammatical

Abbey: He's making Roma great again, dogmatic and fantastical

The Warner's and abbey: He's gormless and irascible tragic and autocratical
Maniacal and radical positions problematical
Takes endless golf sabbaticals his tweets are unsyntactical

Yakko: we're still talking about Nero right?

Abbey: I honestly don't know

Warners and abbey: He's a narcissist, a petulant, unscrupulous embezzler
He is a very model of an ancient Roman Emperor!

When the song ended Nero was clearly mad

Yakko: you know I'm starting to think you didn't like our verse.

The four of them were put into a battle arena with tigers. Nero was in the crowd

Wakko: I liked your original version anyway.

Abbey: it's one of my favorite songs.

Nero: Let the games begin!

The Tigers ran towards the Warners and abbey.

Yakko: abbey if this is the end I need to ask you-

Abbey: wait look!

She pointed at dot who was distracting the tiger's using a cat laser

Dot: I guess I'm just a just a cat person.

Dot pointed the laser to Nero and the tigers attacked him

Nero: AHHH! Somebody grab this pussycats!

Yakko: good night everybody

Dot: are you not entertained?

The crowd cheered loudly.

Abbey: so yakko what did you want to tell me?

Yakko: oh it's uhhhhh... not Important

That's when Nero came onto the battlefield and his armor but it was barely able to fit him.

Dot: Aw sweetie is your armor too tight?

Nero: my battle armor still fits. I have an astonishing excellent figure

Yakko: lets just agree on astonishing.

Nero Took out his sword

Wakko: cool a sword fight!

Yakko: about time this chapter needs an action scene!

Abbey: But we don't have any weapons.

A random soldier gave the four of them toy swords.

Nero: those are very fair swords. I am very fair

Yakko wakko dot and abbey's heads were almost chopped off by Neros sword but then he dropped it.
Yakko hit Nero with a golf club and he landed on a smell Island

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