Warner's Ark

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In a small island mythical creatures were boarding a boat.

Dot: is that everybody?

Abbey: let's just check if we missed anyone just in case

Dot looks at the island looking for any other mystical creatures and sees an egg.

Yakko: somebody left there kid!

The four of them leave The boat and dot picks up the egg.

Wakko: if we add a few more ingredients to this egg we'll have The perfect breakfast.

Dot: nobody puts a baby in an omelette.

Abbey: that would just be cruel.

Yakko wakko dot and abbey go back in the boat and it set sales in the sea.

Dot: excuse me did any of you cold-blooded monsters-

Yakko: or warm blooded monsters.

Dot: leave an egg outside?

All the creatures shrugged meaning The egg didn't belong to any of them.

Wakko: Aww shucks no one claimed it. I'll give it a good home!

Wakko was about to eat the egg but dot took it out of his hands and he bit his hands instead.

Dot: not so fast wakko. We have to find out who this egg belongs to.

Abbey: i'll make you a sandwich when we get back home

Wakko: thanks abbey but I'm hungry now.

Abbey: after the song.

Dot walked up to a Griffin and started singing.

Dot: Excuse me ma'am is this thing yours?
It's just I saw those purple claws
I couldn't help but notice they're
The same shade as this shell

Yakko: A griffin? Ha! No way José

Wakko: Let's serve it poached with hollandaise!

Dot: The egg is not for eating!

Wakko: We could fry it up as well!

Abbey: don't even think about it!

Yakko: Besides lil sis it isn't hers

Dot: But she's got wings!

Yakko: And she's got fur and mammals don't lay eggs unless they are a monotreme!

Dot: A monotreme?

Abbey: I don't get it.

Yakko: Like platypi. Echidnas too I think...

Griffin: Hey guys it isn't mine!

Abbey: The egg must belong to someone else so it's fine

Yakko: I knew it!

Dot: Darn!

Wakko: Let's scramble it with cream!

Creatures: Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Da-Baba Da! Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba Baba-badaba-bada-da

Yakko: This thing has got scales like a snake

Abbey: lets try not to make the same mistake

Dot: Could be a dragon or a drake!

Yakko: It must belong to that guy or at least his wife or spouse! Excuse me pal

Benedict: Oh hi there hun!

Dot: It's Benedict from season one!

Wakko: Eggs Benedict you say?

Yakko: Please Wakko!

Yakko Dot and abbey: Keep it in your mouth!

Yakko: Hey Benny boy is this your son?

Abbey: or daughter?

Benedict: Afraid not young friends. I'm not the one
I tread the boards alone An actor lives a life of pain

Yakko: Oh please! Forget we asked

Dot: He's such a bore

Abbey: that isn't something I adore

Yakko: Maybe it's a manticore

Manticore: That egg is looking tasty

Wakko: We could make a Quiche Lorraine!

The manticore through the egg in the air

Creatures: Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

Wakko took out A frying pan it was ready to catch the egg but before it landed in the frying pan gorgon caught it.

Gorgon: Yes! Got it.

Dot: Nice save there Gorgon thanks a bunch!

Gorgon: Oh it's not mine but I missed lunch

Centaur: Well so did I!

Yeti: You give it here!

All the creatures started fighting over the egg

Yakko: They're gonna start a riot!

Dot: Sasquatch Hydra Pegasus you too, three heads of Cerebus. Don't eat that egg!

Abbey: you can't solve this with fighting!

Creatures: We're starving!

Yeti: I've got a knife for carving!

Wakko: I guess I'm going on a diet!

Creatures: Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba Ba-Da Ba-Da!

The boat crashed onto a deserted island. Yakko wakko dot and abbey started a fire.

Dot: I guess I was wasn't ready to be a mother. I should've spent more time on my career.

Wakko: or steering a boat.

Dot: well The good news is we saved the egg

Yakko: the bad news is we're trapped on this island with no food but there's more good news! Abbey would've made a great mother.

Abbey: thanks Yakko but I'll wait till I'm in adult to be a Parent.

Yakko: I completely understand

Wakko: which brings us back to even more good news.

He picked up the egg and held it over the fire but he didn't notice it was starting to hatch. Dot Yakko and abbey noticed

Wakko: We get to eat this egg!

Dot: which brings us back to the bad news. It's starting to hatch!

The egg landed on the beach and baby chicken boo came out of it.

Yakko wakko dot and abbey: baby chicken boo?!

abbey: Awww! he's so cute!

Dot: so this whole chapter was your origin story?

The chicken nodded

Yakko: sorry you almost got eaten.

Wakko: can I still eat the shell?

Chicken boo nodded again and walked away.

The end

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