(10:41) Moony: I hate you
(10:43) Padfoot: WHAT?! Excuse me? Why do you hate me
(10:44) Moony: Because you're Prongs or Wormtail or both
(10:47) Padfoot: What? No Moony it's not them
(10:48) Moony: And now you insult me by assuming I'm stupid enough to fall for that
(10:53) Padfoot: Umm why would you think that though?
(10:54) Moony: Well for starters you're not very good at pretending you know what you're talking about
(10:57) Padfoot: Ok to be fair, it's hard keeping up with your conversations! We thought the tree trunk thing was a metaphor!
(10:57) Moony: A metaphor for what?
(10:58) Moony: Wait never mind
(10:58) Padfoot: We could happily explain it to you if you'd like
(10:59) Moony: Nope I'm pretty sure I get it now
(10:59) Padfoot: Well you could understand our confusion then!!
(11:00) Moony: I thought this whole stealing Padfoots phone was a one off thing now I'm going to be paranoid forever
(11:00) Padfoot: Only when he is keeping things from us!
(11:01) Moony: Like someone's personal love life
(11:01) Padfoot: But he usually tells us everything about anything
(11:02) Moony: Probably because he likes to talk a lot
(11:02) Padfoot: That's a good point. Well either way we had to take matters into our own hands
(11:03) Moony: So instead of texting me like a regular person you decided to sneak your way onto Padfoots phone?
(11:05) Padfoot: Well I did text you first... kinda
(11:05) Padfoot: Also, normal is wayyyy overrated
(11:06) Moony: You are the only people I know who think that
(11:06) Padfoot: Well you need to meet cooler people then
(11:06) Padfoot: Because normal is always overrated!!
(11:07) Moony: Wow and here I was thinking normal was a guide line
(11:07) Padfoot: Umm no! Never
(11:08) Moony: So if you guys have been the ones texting me this whole time where is Padfoot?
(11:08) Padfoot: Oh
(11:08) Padfoot: His actually in class today
(11:08) Padfoot: We took his phone and then purposely got sent to the infirmary
(11:09) Padfoot: Like geniuses
(11:09) Moony: Well I don't know about genius
(11:09) Moony: How did you guys get sent to the infirmary?
(11:10) Padfoot: Oh that part was easy
(11:10) Padfoot: We just jinxed each other
(11:11) Moony: I'm surprised you guys haven't managed to kill each other yet
(11:11) Padfoot: Hmm not yet
(11:12) Moony: Well that wasn't very reassuring
(11:12) Padfoot: ...
(11:12) Padfoot: Were we meant to be reassuring you?
(11:13) Moony: At this point I don't even know
(11:13) Moony: Wanna make a bet?
(11:13) Padfoot: We're definitely intrigued in this bet yes
(11:14) Moony: I'm betting something, I'm not sure yet, that Padfoot will find a way into the infirmary in 30 minutes
(11:14) Padfoot: We are intrigued
(11:16) Padfoot: After some thought we've decided to take you up on the bet
(11:16) Padfoot: We think it will take him 27 mins
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Two Strangers
FanfictionWhen Lily forces Sirius and James to get a phone, what could possibly go wrong? Enter Remus who has been homeschooled his whole life and has no idea how to handle a social life ☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩ ☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩☽✩ Rankings: #4 in unknownnumber #6 in...
