Two Strangers

I think it's time you take your Moony and go

*Padfoot calls Moony*

*Moony answers*

Hello Sirius

Hiya Mo- fuck, fuck, fuck, get out of the way you little shi- oh fuck me

What?

Sorry not you lov- oh fuckity fuck with a fucking cherry on top

Ok, what?

I'm- just trying to ru- fuck! I'm running

Alright run fast I wish you luck. Where are we running to?

We are running away from- oh shit wait I wasn't meant to tell - oh fuck get out of the way you absolute knob

A little late now, so... did your dung bombs get you caught?

Will you still love me if I say ye- oops shit sorry, my bad - if I say yes

Of course

Ok well it might be my fault

Run extra fast then

What do you think I've been trying to do?!

Call me to tell me I was right

That is not at all what this call was abo- shit, fuck oh merlin - so Moony, hypothetically speaking, what's worse. Being caught by the person you were trying to prank, or having to sprint past your brother and his dickhead friends?

If you're trying not to get caught go past the brother

Ok, well wish me luck then

I wish exceptional luck to you

Thank you very much, ok off I go!

Oi Black, what do you think you're doing?

Keep running

Too good for us now are you Black?

Always

Don't get smart with us Black, if you know what's good for you

What's good for everyone is getting away from you and your overly inflated ego

What the fuck! Black what fucking coward have you got hiding

I don't see any cowards around here except for you and your little friends. So go fuck right off

Ohohoo you think because you're some pathetic Gryffindor now you can go around acting like that? I think it's time someone taught you a lesson Black

What and you think you'd ever be able to give me a lesson? Knowing my last name. Keep dreaming you
wretched snake

Stupify

Protego. That the best you got?

Expelliarmus

You bastard! So like you Reggie, always taking the cowards way to win a fight

At least I'm not some cowering dog

It doesn't matter how we win, as long as we win

Spoken like a true snake. You fit right in now don't you Reg, found your people

Enough Sirius

That's ironic coming from you

Shut up Sirius