When Lily forces Sirius and James to get a phone, what could possibly go wrong?
Enter Remus who has been homeschooled his whole life and has no idea how to handle a social life
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(7:13) Moony: Morning (7:13) Moony: Did you escape James?
(7:13) Padfoot: Ooo that was a quick reply (7:14) Padfoot: I was half able to escape. He did tackle me and I have the bruises to show it, but I was not held captive for long
(7:14) Moony: Congratulations on escaping captivity
(7:14) Padfoot: Thank you, it was a very big feat (7:14) Padfoot: What did you get up to while I was gone?
(7:15) Moony: Obviously fretting over your kidnapping
(7:15) Padfoot: I am glad. No other answer would have been acceptable
(7:15) Moony: Are you sure NONE would have been acceptable
(7:15) Padfoot: Hmm ok, there's definitely some other answers that I would have enjoyed
(7:16) Moony: Such as?
(7:16) Padfoot: Well any photo of you for starters
(7:17) Moony: I agree that would of been a great response remind me next time I need to respond to something and I'll send you a photo
(7:17) Padfoot: Wait really?
(7:17) Moony: Yea for sure ask a question and I shall respond with a photo
(7:18) Padfoot: Wait no, hang on, will you still answer my questions as well?
(7:18) Moony: That depends on the question of course, maybe the photo will answer the question
(7:18) Padfoot: Thats a good point (7:18) Padfoot: I can think of lots of questions that a photo will answer
(7:19) Moony: Ask away
(7:19) Padfoot: You might regret that (7:19) Padfoot: What does your room look like? (7:19) Padfoot: What do you wear? Like I imagine long pants and sweaters or something but what? (7:19) Padfoot: How tall are you in comparison to your door? (7:19) Padfoot: What colour is your hair when it's wet? (7:19) Padfoot: Do you have freckles on your body? (7:19) Padfoot: What colour jocks do you wear 😉 (7:19) Padfoot: Do you paint your nails? (7:19) Padfoot: Do you have a bookmark for your books? (7:19) Padfoot: Do you prefer tea or coffee?
(7:19) Moony:
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(7:20) Moony: Calm your horses on the questions I need to read them! (7:20) Moony: Also that photo is for coffee
(7:20) Padfoot: You told me to ask my questions!! And I have a lot (7:20) Padfoot: Make sure you answer them all 🥺 (7:20) Padfoot: Also I like your mug! It's funny, and i find it interesting that you're a coffee drinker. Wouldn't have expected it but now that I know it makes sense! You are usually tired and coffee wakes people up, ergo you live on coffee (7:21) Padfoot: See how informative these questions are!!!
