Grumbo One-Shots

× Killer Queen ×

TW: Perma-Death, Violence and maybe Gore lol, homophobic people can leave if you don't want to be pissed ig, but i think this will have shenanigans-
Genre: Angst, Songfic: Killer Queen by Queen.
Setting: Old Hermits AU (For the first time in forever!)
Notes:
"Grian talking"
"Mumbo talking"
"SCREAMING"
'Thoughts'
"Flashbacks, Etc."
Inner Voices
Name: "Another Person talking"

•Start•

Alydia's POV

Alydia: "Get back here you little rascal!"

???: "No! I don't want to take a bath mommy!"

Alydia: "Honey, you'll stink-"

???: "Grandpa!"

As Sunny utters the words aloud the bathroom, I saw my dear dad standing on the bathroom door, leaning against it.

Alydia: "Hey dad!"

"Hello Alydia, How's parenthood been so far?"

Alydia: "Not so great, your grandchild over here is very stubborn like you-"

"I'm not stubborn"

Alydia: "Sure you aren't~"

"You do realize you're adopted?"

Alydia: "But it feels like you're my parent tho am I right?"

"Precisely! And by the way darling, always look after the kid."

I looked around and I saw my 5-year-old running to the bedroom, locking the door.

Alydia: "Ugh, Sunny.."

"You took the name from you're father didn't ya-"

Alydia: "Uh, you're my only dad, dad."

"Very sorry, I must have choked, say, could I help you with the latter?"

Alydia: "No thank you dad, you have lots of contraptions to doodle out do you?"

"I can take a break, besides, I haven't spent too much time with you and.. Sunny."

Alydia: "Hmm, how about, I go visit you on the August 4th? It's Sunday anyways-"

"You can't."

Alydia: "Why ever not?"

"I- I just can't. I have work on Sunday."

Alydia: "C'mon dad! You're literally Mumbo Jumbo, the person who invented redstone for God's sake! You need a break from your intelligence for once."

"I just can't. Aight."

Alydia: "We're visiting you on the August 4th. That's final."